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Check in if you’re under 40 and you have at least 2 kids.

Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:59 pm
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6254 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 9:59 pm
In. Doing my part to reverse the declining birth rate.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5123 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:00 pm to
hopefully you're white
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6254 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:01 pm to
I am. And I’m Christian. Double win.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
637 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:03 pm to
Over 40 with zero children and the freedom I enjoy is unparalleled in this world.

I love my freedom so much.
This post was edited on 3/14/26 at 10:04 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68869 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:03 pm to
Present
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68869 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:03 pm to
Except get laid, virgin.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25054 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:04 pm to
I remember my first beer.
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2856 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:04 pm to
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In. Doing my part to reverse the declining birth rate.

With two, you only replace you and the wife. Get after it to get the plus-up kid


Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
637 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:04 pm to
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Except get laid, virgin.
Haha I am Jody to you square.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40734 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:04 pm to
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Over 40 with zero children and the freedom I enjoy is unparalleled in this world. I love my freedom so much.


Sounds gay tbh
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
637 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:06 pm to
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Sounds gay tbh


Sounds gay to be trapped with one chick for the rest of your life. You sound jealous. Is your wife withholding the the sex from you? That must suck. I understand your frustration...
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6254 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:07 pm to
Ya sou Giorgo, ti kanis?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68869 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:09 pm to
Doing great homie! Enjoying my Saturday night.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
637 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:09 pm to
Y'all cats are stuck raising children. You know deep down inside a part of you wishes you would have pulled out so you could spend all your money on whatever you want and travel and do whatever you want without a single person being able to question you.

Haha
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68869 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:10 pm to
It’s ok dude. People over 40 and unmarried with no kids are thought of as weird. You’ll be ok though.
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
6254 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:12 pm to
Nah dude, when I’m on my death bed I definitely won’t regret the fact that I’m leaving a legacy and that I have great memories of time spent with my children.

You will probably regret not leaving a legacy of your own.
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
3036 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:12 pm to
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Over 40 with zero children and the freedom I enjoy is unparalleled in this world. I love my freedom so much.


Enjoy the loneliness during your final years.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
637 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:12 pm to
Haha bro I am not interested in being married or having children. Your daughter has a 50/50 chance of ending up dancing on a pole and cats like me throwing dollar bills at her.Idiot

Kill yourself
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1966 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:13 pm to
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You know deep down inside a part of you wishes you would have pulled out so you could spend all your money on whatever you want and travel and do whatever you want without a single person being able to question you.


shite, I have multiple kids and could absolutely do all of that right now.

I just don't want to.

Not because it wouldnt be fun, but I have a higher calling now.

Not everyone is so called.
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
637 posts
Posted on 3/14/26 at 10:13 pm to
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Enjoy the loneliness during your final years.
I'm going to inherit enough money to hire a full time live in nurse who is fine af
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