Some Military Humor in light of current events....

A nervous young soldier is at the front of the line for gear, but the army has run out of rifles. His CO hands him a broomstick and says, "Just point it at the enemy and yell, 'Bang bang, bangity bang bang!'". He reluctantly agrees since he has no other option. The next morning, the soldier nervously aims his broom at a group of enemies and shouts, "Bang bang, bangity bang bang!" To his amazement, they all drop dead.

That evening, the platoon is getting bayonets fixed for close-quarters combat. Once again, they run out of gear just as the soldier reaches the front. The CO tapes a spoon to the end of his broomstick and instructs him, "If they get close, yell, 'Knife knife, knifety knife knife!'". The next day, it works like a charm. He thrusts his spoon at a charging enemy, yells the phrase, and the man collapses instantly.

Suddenly, a massive enemy soldier starts sprinting directly toward him from a distance. The soldier takes aim and shouts, "Bang bang, bangity bang bang!" Nothing happens. As the giant gets closer, he frantically yells, "Knife knife, knifety knife knife!" but the man doesn't even flinch. The enemy soldier steamrolls right over him, knocking him flat on his back. As our soldier sits up dazed, he hears the giant chanting "Tank tank, tankity tank tank, tank tank tankity tank tank"....