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Do people from Iran like to boil crawfish?
Posted on 3/10/26 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 3/10/26 at 10:55 pm
Maybe we can offer them an unlimited supply of crawfish as a negotiating tactic to end this war and restore peace to the Middle East. Crawfish could be the unexpected x factor that prevents Iranian acquisition of nuclear bombs.
Louisiana can produce the crawfish, the U.S. federal government can buy the crawfish from Louisiana, and then the U.S. federal government can send it to Iran.
Peace throughout the world and Louisiana would get insanely rich
Louisiana can produce the crawfish, the U.S. federal government can buy the crawfish from Louisiana, and then the U.S. federal government can send it to Iran.
Peace throughout the world and Louisiana would get insanely rich
This post was edited on 3/10/26 at 10:56 pm
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Posted on 3/10/26 at 10:56 pm to cbree88
More expensive than oil that’s for sure.
Posted on 3/10/26 at 10:57 pm to cbree88
I heard they dust and that’s the real reason we bombed them.
This post was edited on 3/10/26 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 3/10/26 at 10:59 pm to billjamin
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heard the dust and that’s the real reason we bombed them.
That’s a very plausible hypothesis.
Posted on 3/10/26 at 10:59 pm to billjamin
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I heard the dust and that’s the real reason we bombed them.
And rightfully so!
Posted on 3/10/26 at 11:00 pm to cbree88
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unlimited supply
I have an idea of what this will do to crawfish prices.
Posted on 3/10/26 at 11:03 pm to cbree88
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Do people from Iran like to boil crawfish?
Yeah but they line all the crawfish up and shoot them in the back of the head with a BB gun, letting them fall into the pot
Posted on 3/10/26 at 11:05 pm to cbree88
Some Muslims don't consider shellfish halal. Not sure about Iranians.
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:04 am to cbree88
Stupid arse.. 
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:16 am to cbree88
This seems ... improbable.
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:32 am to cbree88
Muslim men like to frick other dudes. So maybe you could volunteer your services.
Posted on 3/11/26 at 2:41 am to cbree88
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November 1997, when first historical shipment of Iranian live Crayfish ( Astacus Leptodactylus) landed in Europe nobody could believe that distinctive size, color, taste and liveliness of the crayfish that strongly effected by pure, nutrition unpolluted waters of Southern Caspian region can provide such an source of natural goodness
More than two years latter this region is not only famous for Iranian Caviar but Iranian live fresh water Crayfish
Dedicated, professional exporters of Iranian live Crayfish, work to the very highest standards of innovation, quality and service in supplying our clients in Germany, Belgium, France, Italy and other traditional connoisseurs of high quality. Why Iranian Crayfish? firstly to ensure the color, size and taste is to our precise specification. secondly to service the suppliers of Europe with weekly deliveries of live, vivid, tasty Iranian live fresh water properly packed. Our packages come in 5 kg polystyrene by following specification
Five to Ten Pcs per kg
Ten to Fifteen Pcs per kg
Fifteen to twenty Pcs per kg
Since then Bahoo Khazar Co. and formerly Chancho Co. has been exporting live fresh water Crayfish to many destination in Europe and has been rewarded as the best exporter of province in many years by ministry of agriculture
We do not distribute Live Crayfish in the domestic market (Iran) and is just for exportation purpose
LINK
Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:04 am to BregmansWheelbarrow
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Muslim men like to frick other dudes.
Try serving them pork
Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:12 am to cbree88
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Do people from Iran like to boil crawfish?
What about it, folks?
Should we tell the Lousiana bunch they are the only ones who think swamp roaches are a delicacy?
Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:14 am to S
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Muslim men like to frick other dudes.
Try serving them pork
:rimshot:
Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:17 am to cbree88
A barrel of crawfish costs way more than a barrel of oil.
Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:22 am to Zappas Stache
quote:A delicacy in the Arab world is a sheep's eyeball.
Some Muslims don't consider shellfish halal. Not sure about Iranians.
When General Norman Schwarzkopf was a young teen his father was Ambassador to Iran. When attending a large state function his father and he were the guests of honor.
His father told him. "We are the guests of honor. They are always served the sheep's eyes. It would be an insult not to eat it. You will eat it, and act like you like it."
Schwarzkopf ate the eyeball.
Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:28 am to cbree88
Can you imagine what the crawfish price setters in the Middle East must get to charge for crawfish? Holy shite.
Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:33 am to cbree88
The Cajun Navy can deliver them. I like it!
Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:40 am to cbree88
They eat them raw, shell and all.
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