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Oh crap. Jim Cramer is calling for a "massive stock rally".

Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:02 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:02 pm
You know what to do.

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CNBC's Jim Cramer suggested on Wednesday that the recent decline in major energy stocks despite Middle East tensions is a definitive signal that the “geopolitical risk” in crude has peaked, clearing the path for a massive stock market rally.


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Cramer argued that the equity market often possesses foresight that news headlines lack. Despite reports of a widening conflict with Iran, he points to the downward movement of energy giants as a sign that the worst-case scenarios—such as the closure of the Strait of Hormuz—are unlikely to materialize.

“The oil market always seems to know everything,” Cramer stated, drawing a direct parallel to the 1991 Gulf War. He noted that during that era, oil prices plummeted the moment shooting started, contrary to expert predictions. “I'm starting to wonder if something similar could happen right now.”


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Crude might gap up tomorrow morning if USOIL is indicative of the price ~19 hours from now.



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USOIL is a common ticker symbol used in forex, CFD (Contract for Difference), and trading platforms (like TradingView, FXCM, IG, etc.) to represent the price of WTI Crude Oil (West Texas Intermediate), which is the main U.S. benchmark grade of crude oil.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
9865 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Jim Cramer


How does he still have a job?
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
27229 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
10218 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Jim Cramer is calling for a "massive stock rally


Scariest news I’ve seen today. Maybe I should sell.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
64999 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by Friscodog
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2009
5035 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
24610 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:55 pm to
We all know when cruise hits over $115 it will be under $50 a barrel in six months.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31837 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 3:56 pm to
I just liquidated my 401k. Thanks for the heads up, Jim.
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
3737 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

How does he still have a job?
he's an entertainer. apparently he's successfully entertains well enough to sell ads.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 4:05 pm to
Inverse Cramer cracks me up.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
149788 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 4:11 pm to
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Inverse Cramer cracks me up.
we need an Inverse PJ in the MSB wager thrays
Posted by Bayoutigre
29.9N 92.1W
Member since Feb 2007
5912 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 4:22 pm to
inverse,prepare for a crash
Posted by texas tortilla
houston
Member since Dec 2015
4486 posts
Posted on 3/8/26 at 4:24 pm to
Tomorrow jim will be pushing that button of the baby crying. alot
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