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FL Man claims he built underwater city for dolphins

Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:07 am
Posted by greenbean
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:07 am
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FORT MYERS, FL -- FLORIDA MAN FOUND SUNBURNED AND DISORIENTED ON SANIBEL CAUSEWAY CLAIMING HE WAS "KIDNAPPED BY DOLPHINS AND FORCED TO BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY"

Lee County Sheriff's deputies responded to the Sanibel Causeway early Monday after a motorist reported a man standing on the shoulder, "soaking wet and drawing blueprints in the sand."

According to the police report, Ricky James Hollowell, 33, was found barefoot, severely sunburned, and wearing only swim trunks.

He told deputies he had been "taken against his will by a pod of dolphins 3 days ago" and forced to work on what he called "an underwater construction project."

According to Hollowell and the police report:
Hollowell claimed the dolphins approached him while he was swimming off Fort Myers Beach and "escorted him to a site approximately 40 feet below the surface" where they needed help building structures.

He told officers the dolphins communicated through "a series of clicks that he eventually learned to interpret" and that the project foreman was a dolphin he referred to as "Gerald"

When asked how he breathed underwater for 3 days he said "Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald."

He had drawn an elaborate blueprint in the sand that deputies described as "detailed enough to be concerning," including what appeared to be condos, a town square, and a recreation center.

He told officers he was released because "the dolphins were satisfied with his work" but that Gerald said "they'd be back for phase two."

Responding deputy Shawn Oakley told reporters: "I've been with the sheriff's office 11 years. The blueprints were the part that got me. He had zoning."

Hollowell was transported for medical evaluation.

Dolphin project foreman Gerald was unavailable for comment.

Some men build cities on land.

Ricky Hollowell claims he built one underwater for dolphins, and honestly the blueprints were hard to argue with.





****yes, this story is likely made up, but this dude would be fun to party with.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 7:09 am
Posted by Arthur Bach
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:08 am to
It’s probably fake, but funny nonetheless
Posted by VooDude
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:09 am to
What if dolphins are the aliens but are disguised as intelligent fish in between flying around in saucers?
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 7:22 am
Posted by Strannix
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:11 am to
Please take my picture down.
Posted by forkedintheroad
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:12 am to
Hard to not believe the guy when you consider the average dolphin is probably smarter than the average person.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted by PacoPicopiedra
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:14 am to
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He had zoning.



Commie!!!!!!

Posted by Globetrotter747
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:21 am to
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FL Man claims he built underwater city for dolphins

Most people around me believe a man who lived 2,000 years ago was born from a virgin impregnated by a deity. He walked on water, rose from the dead, and performed other epic miracles. He also has a kingdom in another dimension waiting for his followers.

Dolphin man is playing minor league ball.
Posted by Dantheman504
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:24 am to
Sounds like that guy watched the old video about Dolphins narrated by "Morgan Freeman". And then took some meth. Lucky they didn't use the lasers on him.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 7:25 am
Posted by CatsGoneWild
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:24 am to
Well, He did and does exist
Posted by VooDude
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:24 am to
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Most people around me believe a man who lived 2,000 years ago was born from a virgin impregnated by a deity. He walked on water, rose from the dead, and performed other epic miracles. He also has a kingdom in another dimension waiting for his followers. Dolphin man is playing minor league ball.
Good point, Christianity is far more far fetched than Gerald, the managing dolphin that got some free labor for an underwater city when you think about it.

Maybe he should write a new revelation or his own scripture in third person and just let it age for a few hundred years to gain credibility.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 8:36 am
Posted by DesertFox
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:30 am to
You don't question Gerald.
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:31 am to
Hookers and blow is what actually went down
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted by Globetrotter747
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:42 am to
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Good point, Christianity is far more far fetched than Gerald, the managing dolphin that got some free labor for an underwater city when you think about it.

If a lot of people believe something crazy, it’s called religion. If one person believes something crazy, well, it’s just crazy.

That’s all that separates a pulpit from a padded room.
Posted by VooDude
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:43 am to
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If a lot of people believe something crazy, it’s called religion. If one person believes something crazy, well, it’s just crazy. That’s all that separates a pulpit from a padded room.

Amen, preach!
Posted by Iron Lion
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:51 am to
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Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald.
Exactly
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:54 am to
I want the number to his dealer stat
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:55 am to
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Gerald said "they'd be back for phase two."


Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:51 am to
Rickey James Hollowell = Arthur Curry
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