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FL Man claims he built underwater city for dolphins
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:07 am
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:07 am
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FORT MYERS, FL -- FLORIDA MAN FOUND SUNBURNED AND DISORIENTED ON SANIBEL CAUSEWAY CLAIMING HE WAS "KIDNAPPED BY DOLPHINS AND FORCED TO BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY"
Lee County Sheriff's deputies responded to the Sanibel Causeway early Monday after a motorist reported a man standing on the shoulder, "soaking wet and drawing blueprints in the sand."
According to the police report, Ricky James Hollowell, 33, was found barefoot, severely sunburned, and wearing only swim trunks.
He told deputies he had been "taken against his will by a pod of dolphins 3 days ago" and forced to work on what he called "an underwater construction project."
According to Hollowell and the police report:
Hollowell claimed the dolphins approached him while he was swimming off Fort Myers Beach and "escorted him to a site approximately 40 feet below the surface" where they needed help building structures.
He told officers the dolphins communicated through "a series of clicks that he eventually learned to interpret" and that the project foreman was a dolphin he referred to as "Gerald"
When asked how he breathed underwater for 3 days he said "Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald."
He had drawn an elaborate blueprint in the sand that deputies described as "detailed enough to be concerning," including what appeared to be condos, a town square, and a recreation center.
He told officers he was released because "the dolphins were satisfied with his work" but that Gerald said "they'd be back for phase two."
Responding deputy Shawn Oakley told reporters: "I've been with the sheriff's office 11 years. The blueprints were the part that got me. He had zoning."
Hollowell was transported for medical evaluation.
Dolphin project foreman Gerald was unavailable for comment.
Some men build cities on land.
Ricky Hollowell claims he built one underwater for dolphins, and honestly the blueprints were hard to argue with.
****yes, this story is likely made up, but this dude would be fun to party with.
FORT MYERS, FL -- FLORIDA MAN FOUND SUNBURNED AND DISORIENTED ON SANIBEL CAUSEWAY CLAIMING HE WAS "KIDNAPPED BY DOLPHINS AND FORCED TO BUILD AN UNDERWATER CITY"
Lee County Sheriff's deputies responded to the Sanibel Causeway early Monday after a motorist reported a man standing on the shoulder, "soaking wet and drawing blueprints in the sand."
According to the police report, Ricky James Hollowell, 33, was found barefoot, severely sunburned, and wearing only swim trunks.
He told deputies he had been "taken against his will by a pod of dolphins 3 days ago" and forced to work on what he called "an underwater construction project."
According to Hollowell and the police report:
Hollowell claimed the dolphins approached him while he was swimming off Fort Myers Beach and "escorted him to a site approximately 40 feet below the surface" where they needed help building structures.
He told officers the dolphins communicated through "a series of clicks that he eventually learned to interpret" and that the project foreman was a dolphin he referred to as "Gerald"
When asked how he breathed underwater for 3 days he said "Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald."
He had drawn an elaborate blueprint in the sand that deputies described as "detailed enough to be concerning," including what appeared to be condos, a town square, and a recreation center.
He told officers he was released because "the dolphins were satisfied with his work" but that Gerald said "they'd be back for phase two."
Responding deputy Shawn Oakley told reporters: "I've been with the sheriff's office 11 years. The blueprints were the part that got me. He had zoning."
Hollowell was transported for medical evaluation.
Dolphin project foreman Gerald was unavailable for comment.
Some men build cities on land.
Ricky Hollowell claims he built one underwater for dolphins, and honestly the blueprints were hard to argue with.
****yes, this story is likely made up, but this dude would be fun to party with.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 7:09 am
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:08 am to greenbean
It’s probably fake, but funny nonetheless
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:09 am to greenbean
What if dolphins are the aliens but are disguised as intelligent fish in between flying around in saucers?
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 7:22 am
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:11 am to greenbean
Please take my picture down.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:12 am to greenbean
Hard to not believe the guy when you consider the average dolphin is probably smarter than the average person.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:14 am to greenbean
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He had zoning.
Commie!!!!!!

Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:21 am to greenbean
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FL Man claims he built underwater city for dolphins
Most people around me believe a man who lived 2,000 years ago was born from a virgin impregnated by a deity. He walked on water, rose from the dead, and performed other epic miracles. He also has a kingdom in another dimension waiting for his followers.
Dolphin man is playing minor league ball.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:24 am to greenbean
Sounds like that guy watched the old video about Dolphins narrated by "Morgan Freeman". And then took some meth. Lucky they didn't use the lasers on him.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 7:25 am
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:24 am to Globetrotter747
Well, He did and does exist
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:24 am to Globetrotter747
quote:Good point, Christianity is far more far fetched than Gerald, the managing dolphin that got some free labor for an underwater city when you think about it.
Most people around me believe a man who lived 2,000 years ago was born from a virgin impregnated by a deity. He walked on water, rose from the dead, and performed other epic miracles. He also has a kingdom in another dimension waiting for his followers. Dolphin man is playing minor league ball.
Maybe he should write a new revelation or his own scripture in third person and just let it age for a few hundred years to gain credibility.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 8:36 am
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:31 am to greenbean
Hookers and blow is what actually went down
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:42 am to VooDude
quote:
Good point, Christianity is far more far fetched than Gerald, the managing dolphin that got some free labor for an underwater city when you think about it.
If a lot of people believe something crazy, it’s called religion. If one person believes something crazy, well, it’s just crazy.
That’s all that separates a pulpit from a padded room.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:43 am to Globetrotter747
quote:
If a lot of people believe something crazy, it’s called religion. If one person believes something crazy, well, it’s just crazy. That’s all that separates a pulpit from a padded room.
Amen, preach!
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:51 am to greenbean
quote:Exactly
Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:54 am to greenbean
I want the number to his dealer stat
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:55 am to greenbean
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Gerald said "they'd be back for phase two."

Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:51 am to greenbean
Rickey James Hollowell = Arthur Curry
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