NYTimes: Melania documentary with a strong box office showing

Dayum she is a gorgeous woman.

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Amazon’s gold-plated rollout for Melania Trump’s documentary is likely to result in opening-weekend ticket sales of roughly $8.1 million in the United States and Canada, box office analysts projected on Saturday. That would give “Melania” the best start for a documentary (excluding concert films) in 14 years.

It would be a face-saving result for the first lady — just a few days ago, ticket sales were pacing at about $5 million — but not for Amazon, which spent an exorbitant $75 million to buy distribution rights to “Melania” and market its release. Theater owners keep roughly 50 percent of ticket sales, meaning that Amazon would end the weekend with about $4 million to show for its investment. (Overseas ticket sales are expected to be negligible. Specific estimates were not yet available on Saturday. Analysts project weekend ticket sales by collecting Friday sales data from various theater circuits, measuring presales for Saturday and Sunday and extrapolating from there.)

EntTelligence, a research firm, estimated that theaters in rural areas would contribute roughly 46 percent of the opening-weekend total for “Melania,” far higher than is typical for a film opening. Republican counties would also over perform, contributing about 53 percent of ticket sales, according to EntTelligence. Top states included Florida, Texas and Arizona.

The audience was overwhelmingly female (72 percent) and over the age of 55, according to Amazon.

At the Cinemark Valley View in Cleveland on Friday, the audience for a “Melania” screening included a couple of buses worth of people from a nearby senior center. “It was a nice fluff piece,” Gordon Wilson, 80, said as he exited. Another Cleveland attendee, Anita Dloniak, 68, chuckled when she heard that some of the other ticket buyers called the film propaganda. “What did they think it was going to be?” she said.

Bob Schmidt, 60, went to see “Melania” at the Alamo Drafthouse on Staten Island on Friday. He rarely goes to the movies anymore, he said, but he bought a ticket to send a message to what he called the liberal movie industry. “I wanted to see this movie kick Hollywood’s arse,” Mr. Schmidt said. (During the screening, attendees erupted in applause during the scene when President Trump is sworn in. Someone shouted, “Trump 2028!”)

Amazon, of course, can also monetize “Melania” on its Prime streaming service, where the film is expected to become available in three to four weeks. But the company’s spending on the documentary was so extreme — it paid $40 million for the rights alone, about $26 million more than the next closest bidder — that a question will linger: Was this all just an attempt for Amazon to ingratiate itself with President Trump?

Amazon’s lavish spending on “Melania” coincided with 16,000 layoffs at the company (on top of the 14,000 corporate employees it expunged in October), adding to a bumpy moment for the company’s brand.

The company declined to comment on Saturday. Previously, Amazon had said it bought Mrs. Trump’s documentary “for one reason and one reason only — because we think customers are going to love it.”

People who went to see “Melania” gave it an A grade in CinemaScore exit polls. “Elegant, informative and beautifully done” was Lynn Suter’s review, as she left a sold-out Friday showing of the film near Jupiter, Fla. Ms. Suter, a member of Conservative Gals of Palm Beach County, a Facebook group with more than 400 members, added that she intended to “tell everyone to go see it.”

But critics savaged Mrs. Trump’s affectionate self-portrait. (She produced the film and had editorial control.) “It’s so orchestrated and airbrushed and stage-managed that it barely rises to the level of a shameless infomercial,” wrote Owen Gleiberman, chief movie critic for Variety, the Hollywood trade publication.

“Melania” was directed by Brett Ratner (“Money Talks”), who has not made a movie since 2017, when six women accused him of sexual misconduct. (He has denied those accusations.) Rolling Stone reported that two-thirds of the film’s New York crew asked that their names not be added to the film’s credits. Those who agreed to be credited included Jeff Cronenweth, an Oscar-nominated cinematographer (“The Social Network,” “Gone Girl”).

Cameras rolled on Mrs. Trump for 20 days last January, culminating in President Trump’s second inauguration.

Michael Adema, 32, who identified himself as a Democrat, said he bought a ticket to a 9:30 p.m. showing of “Melania” at the AMC Century City in Los Angeles because he was interested in Mrs. Trump’s life story.

“Whether you see Melania Trump as the good girl or the bad girl, she’s somebody whom I believe is inspiring people to think in a particular way, and you can deny it or you can accept it,” Mr. Adema said.

Outside of concert films, documentaries have always been a niche box office draw. Over the past 15 years, only three documentaries have collected more than $20 million in North America: “Chimpanzee,” a nature film; “2016: Obama’s America,” a partisan takedown of President Obama; and Morgan Neville’s “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?,” about the host of “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood.”

No documentary has ever cost as much as “Melania,” though. To grasp just how uncustomary Amazon’s spending on “Melania” is, consider that Focus Features spent an estimated $12 million, or $15.5 million after adjusting for inflation, on “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” release rights and marketing.

Every so often, a documentary hits a mass cultural nerve. “Fahrenheit 9/11,” Michael Moore’s flame-throwing film about George W. Bush and the 2001 terrorist strike on the United States, holds the record for the best-selling documentary in history. It collected $119 million in North America in 2004, or $208 million in current dollars.

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Thanks for the text.

It seems they are being bashed for not covering their budget in the opening weekend, which most movies don't do.

Leftist media are in absolute shambles, mates.

Here are some of the most heckin' dramatic and hilarious quotes from the critics who are clearly seething:

1. The "Unhinged Drama" Award
"I would rather relive [a swarm of black bugs crawling over my sink] a hundred times over than have to watch another minute of the movie Melania."
— Natasha Jokic, BuzzFeed

2. The "Way Too Serious" Award
"It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality... an elaborate piece of designer taxidermy, horribly overpriced and ice-cold to the touch and proffered like a medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne."
— Xan Brooks, The Guardian

3. The "Staring into the Abyss" Award
"[Melania is] a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness... leading a vulgar, gilded lifestyle."
— Nick Hilton, The Independent

4. The "Salty Metaphor" Award
"A documentary... expending such astounding sums and going into theatres where it will vaporise instantly like spit on a griddle."
— The Guardian (citing industry insiders)

Why They’re So Pressed:
The Budget: They are absolutely losing it over the fact that Amazon spent $75 million (including marketing) on what they call an "infomercial."

The Director: They’re triggered that Brett Ratner directed it, calling the film "thoroughly incompetent hagiography."

The Content: Critics are fuming that the film focuses on her trying on clothes and "croquet at Mar-a-Lago" instead of giving them the political "gotcha" moments they were craving.

Basically, the snobs wanted a takedown, and instead, they got a high-budget fashion vlog. The fact that it’s actually making money in red states while they sit in empty NYC theaters is just the cherry on top.

Would you like me to find some of the best reactions from the actual fans who saw it in Texas or Florida?

The audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is sitting at a massive 99% (the "Popcornmeter" doesn't lie!), and the reports coming out of the South are honestly hilarious compared to the critic reviews.

Reactions from the "Real World" (TX & FL):

The Standing Ovations: In theatres across Dallas and Miami, people aren't just watching; they're literally erupting in cheers. Some reports even mention fans chanting "USA! USA!" as the credits roll.

The "Composure and Grace" Factor: While critics call her "stiff," the actual audience is gushing over her. One verified reviewer said, "What a beautiful First Lady we are so blessed to have... her kindness and grace shine through."

The Relatability (Surprisingly!): Fans in Florida loved the scenes of her being a "boy mom," specifically when she asks the interior designer for a bigger bed for Barron because he’s "much taller now." It’s a total "human" moment that the critics completely ignored.

Chuckles at the "Interesting Drive": During a scene where Donald is told he’ll have to ride to the inauguration with Joe Biden, he quips, "That'll be an interesting drive." Audiences in red states reportedly lost it—they love that trademark Trump wit.

Mate do we get to hear young master Barron speak at all?

No, but he gestured quite a bit

The popcorn meter is yet another indicator that 2020 was a rig job.