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The Amazing Alex
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:00 am
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:00 am
Alex Jeffrey Pretti. White male born in Illinois. University of Minnesota graduate, medical professional employed at the US Dept. of Veterans Affairs, avid outdoorsman & dog dad, legal gun owner with no criminal record.
He also became a Cub Scout at age 2 (not normally allowed at such a young age) and reached the Boy Scout rank of Eagle Scout at age 6. He was known for helping Girl Scouts sell cookies at his school. He once, at age 8, rescued 200 people from a burning building singlehanded while the Fire Department watched in awe. He donated blood at the local blood bank every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. At age 10, his school bus driver passed out while stuck on railroad tracks because of a two flat tires. Alex changed the tires and drove the bus off the tracks just seconds before impact. He then dropped off the rest of the children at their homes. More to come…
He also became a Cub Scout at age 2 (not normally allowed at such a young age) and reached the Boy Scout rank of Eagle Scout at age 6. He was known for helping Girl Scouts sell cookies at his school. He once, at age 8, rescued 200 people from a burning building singlehanded while the Fire Department watched in awe. He donated blood at the local blood bank every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. At age 10, his school bus driver passed out while stuck on railroad tracks because of a two flat tires. Alex changed the tires and drove the bus off the tracks just seconds before impact. He then dropped off the rest of the children at their homes. More to come…
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 8:43 am
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:01 am to GatorOnAnIsland
I was incredulous at first, but about mid-way I realized I’d been had! 
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:04 am to GatorOnAnIsland
The legal gun owner aspect seems to be a major talking point on the left, but all it does it just highlight a total lack of common sense by Alex.
You're flat out asking for problems if you bring a gun to actively impede law enforcement acrivities.
You're flat out asking for problems if you bring a gun to actively impede law enforcement acrivities.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:07 am to GatorOnAnIsland
I heard, he performed a heart transplant at age 12 with a butter knife and soup spoon.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:09 am to John Casey
Being a gun owner requires immense responsibility and maturity.
Granted, at 8 and 10 he was quite impressive and headed for greatness…then I can only assume his teachers explained his privilege to him and he course corrected.
Granted, at 8 and 10 he was quite impressive and headed for greatness…then I can only assume his teachers explained his privilege to him and he course corrected.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:10 am to FATBOY TIGER
It’s true.
It was his own heart, as well. Adding to the drama.
His original didn’t bleed enough.
It was his own heart, as well. Adding to the drama.
His original didn’t bleed enough.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:11 am to prplngldtigr
Yes, but is he an active organ donor?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:13 am to John Casey
You also must carry an ID on you to keep within the concealed carry laws. He did not have his ID.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:13 am to GatorOnAnIsland
He’s now sitting at the right hand of the left’s God- Saint George Floyd.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:14 am to GatorOnAnIsland
quote:
He also became a Cub Scout at age 2 (not normally allowed at such a young age) and reached the Boy Scout rank of Eagle Scout at age 6. He was known for helping Girl Scouts sell cookies at his school
This explains a lot.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:14 am to GatorOnAnIsland
A true life most interesting man in the world
Just a piece of advice, not a good idea to wrestle with LEO's while armed
Just a piece of advice, not a good idea to wrestle with LEO's while armed
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:15 am to prplngldtigr
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Being a gun owner requires immense responsibility and maturity.
^^^ this ^^^
Responsible carry means you don’t interfere with federal agents in the performance of their duties …. while you’re visibly armed.
People need more common sense, but especially leftists.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:20 am to GatorOnAnIsland
I'll take inadequate subject headings for $1000.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:52 am to roguetiger15
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You also must carry an ID on you to keep within the concealed carry laws. He did not have his ID.
That is a major point in Minnesota, I'm shocked it hasn't been brought up more.
He was illegally carrying at the time.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:53 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Are you sure? I think that was George Floyd.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:58 am to Hangit
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Yes, but is he an active organ donor?
Well he's not "active" any longer..
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:01 am to Narax
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I'm shocked it hasn't been brought up more
Well, wouldn’t that kind-of of mess-up the narrative?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:03 am to John Casey
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but all it does it just highlight a total lack of common sense by Alex.
And lack of training
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:06 am to GatorOnAnIsland
How long before we see ridiculous Minnesota street art of these latest 2 pieces of shite plus St. Floyd of Fent holding hands with halos?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:26 am to GatorOnAnIsland
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Well, wouldn’t that kind-of of mess-up the narrative?
Yes it would...
Quite a bit.
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