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Heavy Metal Fans Unlikely To Cheat, Jazz Fans Are Boning Everyone
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:35 pm
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Jazz fans may want to keep whatever's in their pants in check — according to a recent survey by affair website Victoria Milan, lovers of jazz are almost 10 times more likely to cheat than heavy metal fans.
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The study (published by The Sun), which queried more than 6,500 people who admitted to affairs, also found that three-quarters of unfaithful men and women say they can't stop thinking about their lover when hearing their favorite music.
Jazz topped the list of "seductive" genres, followed by salsa and pop, which were most likely to send respondents into sexual fantasy mode. All I'm hearing is "nobody wants to frick to metal," which is simply not true. Other genres ranked as follows in order of cheaters' preference:
Jazz: 19%
Salsa: 14%
Pop: 13%
Country: 12%
Rap: 9%
Classical: 8%
Blues: 6%
Reggae: 5%
Rock and Roll: 5%
Electronica: 4%
Indie: 3%
Heavy Metal: 2%
https://metalinjection.net/news/metal-science/metal-fans-unlikely-to-cheat-jazz-fans-are-boning-everyone-according-to-a-study
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Vedal added that music often enhances intimate moments: "The song you listen to on your way to meet your lover, or the music playing while you're intimate, becomes much more touching than the music you walked down the aisle to 10 years ago."
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:36 pm to Shexter
The shocking part is heavy metal fans having partners to cheat on.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:37 pm to Shexter
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Country: 12%
I'd expect this to be a lot lower due to Carrie Underwood.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:37 pm to Shexter
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:39 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Makes sense. I like jazz and love pussy.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:39 pm to Junger
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'Free-form Death Jazz'
Circle jerking gooners
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:42 pm to HempHead
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The shocking part is heavy metal fans having partners to cheat on.
Came here to post some variation of this
Posted on 1/23/26 at 4:43 pm to HempHead
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The shocking part is heavy metal fans having partners to cheat on.
Eggzackly!!!
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:05 pm to Shexter
Study funded with tax dollars?
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:06 pm to Shexter
As a metal guy, I would have to find a Ms. Hotdogs first.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:19 pm to HempHead
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shocking part is heavy metal fans having partners to cheat on
Low iq post
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:19 pm to Shexter
I listen to all music.
I love biological women with poosie.
Whats that percentage?
I love biological women with poosie.
Whats that percentage?
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:21 pm to Shexter
I have been to what seems like a million metal shows in my life. We don't have the most attractive fans. It is the truth. The heavier the band, the more unattractive the fans are.
Hot people have lots of options. Unattractive people have way fewer options. Fact.
Hot people have lots of options. Unattractive people have way fewer options. Fact.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:25 pm to HempHead
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The shocking part is heavy metal fans having partners to cheat on.
The shocking part is that someone spent time researching this shite.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:29 pm to HempHead
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The shocking part is heavy metal fans having partners to cheat on.
That, and they don't realize their partners are cheating on them because they are metaling too heavy
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:33 pm to HempHead
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The shocking part is heavy metal fans having partners to cheat on.
did the study even take into account the number of listeners of each genre? it seems to say they surveryed 6500 cheaters and asked them what music they listen to.
if they want an accurate number of how prevalent fans of a genre of music cheating is they shouldve surveyed 1k jazz fans, 1k country fans, 1k heavy metal fans, etc...
the way they did it more popular genres would end up being a higher % of the total pool so also a higher % of cheaters.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:35 pm to Shexter
Heavy Metal heads are trying to come off as hard core had bangers to make up for their micro dicks. So they have way fewer serious relationships to be cheated on.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:36 pm to sgallo3
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the way they did it more popular genres would end up being a higher % of the total pool so also a higher % of cheaters.
You sure about that? Jazz ended up with the most cheaters.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:39 pm to fr33manator
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their partners are cheating on them because they are metaling too heavy
Mirai letting his gf sing so he can keep tabs on her
This post was edited on 1/23/26 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 1/23/26 at 5:41 pm to auggie
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ou sure about that? Jazz ended up with the most cheaters.
is that what is says though? it says that cheaters rated jazz as the music most likely to induce sexual fantasies, not that it was their favorite genre.
theres a key difference in that wording from the headline.
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The most “seductive” genres that were most likely to induce sexual fantasies in responders were jazz, salsa, and pop. The following is a ranking of other genres according to cheaters’ preferences.
This post was edited on 1/23/26 at 5:42 pm
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