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You can now pay $1M to reserve a hotel stay on the moon

Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19864 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:05 pm
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It’s been 53 years since humans last set foot on the moon, with another crew set to launch in early 2026. While space colonization is still widely considered a science-fiction pipe dream, one California company is getting ahead of the game in the hopes of being the first to make a profit.




https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/you-can-now-pay-1m-to-reserve-a-hotel-stay-on-the-moon-3305726/

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Galactic Resource Utilization Space, also known as GRU Space, is a tech startup that hopes to build habitable dwellings on the surface of the moon. Their multi-phase plan includes testing inflatable structures in 2031, and eventually making ‘hotels’ by 2032.

According to their plan, these hotels would be built on Earth and delivered by a heavy lander, and would be suitable to house up to four people for multi-day stays.

“Designed to operate for 10 years, the hotel offers views of the lunar landscape and Earth, along with envisioned experiences such as surface experiences including Moonwalks, driving, golfing, and other activities,” their website reads.


https://www.gru.space/

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Those interested in being one of the first humans to vacation on the moon will have to be rich enough to reserve their spot. GRU is taking minimal deposits of $250K up to $1M, depending on which experience they choose. While full pricing has yet to be decided on, GRU says it could exceed $10M.







Posted by Helo
Orlando
Member since Nov 2004
4783 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:07 pm to
Will it come with a continental breakfast?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55435 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:10 pm to
What do you mean, you don't have my reservation?
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
2236 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:11 pm to
imagine, you're just chilling in your comfy breakfast nook, observing the earth rise, and then part of the building gets smoked by a space rock. Nah, I'm gonna pass.

From Nasa:

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On average, 33 metric tons (73,000 lbs) of meteoroids hit Earth every day, the vast majority of which harmlessly ablates (“burns up”) high in the atmosphere, never making it to the ground. The Moon, however, has little or no atmosphere, so meteoroids have nothing to stop them from striking the surface. The slowest of these rocks travels at 20 km/sec (45,000 mph); the fastest travels at over 72 km/sec (160,000 mph). At such speeds even a small meteoroid has incredible energy — one with a mass of only 5 kg (10 lbs) can excavate a crater over 9 meters (30 ft) across, hurling 75 metric tons (165,000 lbs) of lunar soil and rock on ballistic trajectories above the lunar surface.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71605 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:13 pm to
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GRU is taking minimal deposits of $250K up to $1M, depending on which experience they choose.


Guess I'll just take the shitty inside cabin.
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
54161 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:15 pm to
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It’s been 53 years since humans last set foot on the moon


I genuinely did not know this.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73363 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:19 pm to
The moon isn't real.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19864 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:21 pm to
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The moon isn't real.


but I like cheese
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
7313 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:22 pm to
"Harold, did we turn the oven off before we left?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
8418 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:24 pm to
Scam.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138074 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:29 pm to
People did that with the cybertruck and look what happened.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90460 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:31 pm to
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I genuinely did not know this.



and that's exactly how they want it

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68838 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:43 pm to
Morning sex on the moon and not being able to control the skeet.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177254 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:43 pm to
check out is at 11 am lunar time.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
19277 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:46 pm to
Are the hotels hiltons?

Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2009 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:47 pm to
they still gonna probably charge extra for parking.


Does the price include the extra fees and use taxes?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90460 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:48 pm to
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they still gonna probably charge extra for parking.


Does the price include the extra fees and use taxes?


once you add all of the fees the price is out of this world
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177254 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:49 pm to
hotel bar only sells moonshine.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
90460 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 3:51 pm to
with my luck there'll be a convention of lunartics there when I decide to go
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
587 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 4:02 pm to
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Will it come with a continental breakfast?


Yes but the continent is Africa.
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