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Let’s hear your favorite dad jokes
Posted on 1/13/26 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 1/13/26 at 6:50 pm
What do Alabama fans do on Halloween?
Pump-kin
Pump-kin
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 6:51 pm to HogPharmer
I was gonna tell a joke about sodium, but na
Posted on 1/13/26 at 6:53 pm to HogPharmer
How do you know when a joke is a dad joke?
When the punchline is ap-parent.
When the punchline is ap-parent.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 6:57 pm to HogPharmer
Why was the Portabello invited to all the parties?
Cause he’s a fun-gi.
Cause he’s a fun-gi.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 6:57 pm to wileyjones
quote:
I was gonna tell a joke about sodium, but na
Who was your dad, Werner von Braun?
I do not-see zee humor in chemistry jokes.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 6:59 pm to HogPharmer
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:00 pm to HogPharmer
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d land in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d land in the boat.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:05 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
The cheese factory down the street blew up. Da Brie was everywhere.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:10 pm to jpbTiger
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? Squeeze his nuts until he turns pink, then kill him with a pink elephant gun
Red paint
How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? Squeeze his nuts until he turns pink, then kill him with a pink elephant gun
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:11 pm to HogPharmer
Q: what's a dentist's favorite time of day?
A: tooth hurty.
A: tooth hurty.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:14 pm to HogPharmer
Q: How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome?
A: Pull down their jeans.
A: Pull down their jeans.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:14 pm to HogPharmer
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory!
They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
This post was edited on 1/13/26 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:20 pm to Dandanthegreatest
How do robots have sex?
Nuts and bolts.
Nuts and bolts.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:20 pm to HogPharmer
Whats red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Red paint.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:24 pm to HogPharmer
Did you hear the company that makes yard sticks aren’t making them any longer?
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:28 pm to HogPharmer
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
Take away his credit cards.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:30 pm to HogPharmer
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trucks.
One of my nephews told me this one.
Swimming trucks.
One of my nephews told me this one.
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:32 pm to HogPharmer
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits
Lawsuits
This post was edited on 1/13/26 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:33 pm to HogPharmer
Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, “Oh no! I think I’m an ion!”
The other asks, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
The other asks, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:37 pm to PillageUrVillage
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting her out of the wheelchair
Getting her out of the wheelchair
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