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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:03 pm
Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud
Image for article: Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud
ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 billion grant to a Somali company to find the perpetrators.
"I'm sparing no expense to find those responsible," Governor Walz announced. "That's why I'm consulting with a Somali private detective agency. They know when to run a mean pick-six."
"They also run a nifty daycare center," he added.
To date, approximately $18 billion has been lost to fraud in Minnesota through fake social service programs run by Somalis, some of whom may be in the country illegally. Walz hopes to get to the bottom of the scandal with a lucrative grant to the newly formed Osman Farah Private Eye Detective Agency for Finding Welfare Fraud
"Look at me. Look at me. I am the detective now," said Detective Osman Farah.
Democrats praised Walz for rising above politics to get to the bottom of the fraud case. "Well, I'm convinced," said Minnesota Congressional Representative Ilhan Omar. "Nothing to see here. As usual, America is the real villain."
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Image for article: Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud
ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota's Somali community, Governor Tim Walz announced he had awarded an $8 billion grant to a Somali company to find the perpetrators.
"I'm sparing no expense to find those responsible," Governor Walz announced. "That's why I'm consulting with a Somali private detective agency. They know when to run a mean pick-six."
"They also run a nifty daycare center," he added.
To date, approximately $18 billion has been lost to fraud in Minnesota through fake social service programs run by Somalis, some of whom may be in the country illegally. Walz hopes to get to the bottom of the scandal with a lucrative grant to the newly formed Osman Farah Private Eye Detective Agency for Finding Welfare Fraud
"Look at me. Look at me. I am the detective now," said Detective Osman Farah.
Democrats praised Walz for rising above politics to get to the bottom of the fraud case. "Well, I'm convinced," said Minnesota Congressional Representative Ilhan Omar. "Nothing to see here. As usual, America is the real villain."
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Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:05 pm to djmed
The Bee is always so close to the truth that I always have to check if it’s them…
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:07 pm to djmed
Wow.... either this guy is completely out of his mind or he is supremely confident that he will not be held responsible for any of this fraud.
I seriously don't have any idea which it is.
I seriously don't have any idea which it is.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:08 pm to djmed
Sad that this is almost believable. 
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:11 pm to lake chuck fan
It's not real. It's a parody.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:11 pm to lake chuck fan
quote:
Wow.... either this guy is completely out of his mind or he is supremely confident that he will not be held responsible for any of this fraud.
I seriously don't have any idea which it is
Oh lawd!!! They got me!!! Lol
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:37 pm to djmed
Wouldn’t that just be the icing on the cake if true
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:43 pm to djmed
A Minnesota gif for you
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:46 pm to djmed
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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant
Way too shiny.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 4:49 pm to Decatur
You nasty democrats love to defraud the tax payers.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 5:13 pm to lake chuck fan
quote:
Wow.... either this guy is completely out of his mind or he is supremely confident that he will not be held responsible for any of this fraud.
I seriously don't have any idea which it is
Oh lawd!!! They got me!!! Lol
In 2025....it's very difficult to know whether a news headline is a parody or real, that's how fricking insane the Democratic Socialists are.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 5:21 pm to djmed
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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud
Judge Sarah West has been appointed to oversee the contract and the process between Walz and the highly respected investigative company.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 5:48 pm to djmed
Why do they need so many daycare centers when 78% of the population is is on welfare
Posted on 12/29/25 at 6:41 pm to djmed
Read the headline and immediately began hoping it was the Bee.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 6:51 pm to djmed
I bet The Bee could sell a lot of honey!!
Posted on 12/29/25 at 7:44 pm to DerkaDerka
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Read the headline and immediately began hoping it was the Bee.
Headline was obvious.... because it was only $8B.....if Tampon Timmy was doing it the number would have been at least triple.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:46 pm to BigTigerJoe
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Judge Sarah West has been appointed to oversee the contract and the process between Walz and the highly respected investigative company.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 8:52 pm to hogcard1964
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It's not real. It's a parody.
Is it though?
At this point reality is likely more absurd than whatever the Bee produces.
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:30 pm to djmed
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