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Brock Rechsteiner WR Jax State; should we?
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:40 pm
Normally when you play a football game, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But Rechsteiner is the son of a Genetic Freak, and he’s not normal. Add him, and opponents have a 25% AT BEST, of beat LSU. Then you add Lane Kiffin to the mix? Your chances of winning DRASTIC go down. See the game Week 3 in Oxford, Ole Miss has a 33 1/3% chance of winning; but LSU would have a 66 2/3 chance of winning, because Pete Golding KNOWS he can’t stop Brock, so he ain’t even gonna try. So you can take an SEC rival’s 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, they got a 8 1/3 chance of making the CFP. But then you take LSU’s 75% chance and add 66 2/3%, LSU has a 141 2/3 chance of making the CFP. The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the rest of the SEC!
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Posted on 12/18/25 at 6:50 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
I realize your post is satire, but a legit piece LSU needs to look into from Jacksonville State is WR Deondre Johnson.
Deondre Johnson this season
30 receptions
724 yards
6 TD’s
24.1 YPC (1st in the nation)
Deondre Johnson is a freak of nature at 6’8. He runs close to a 4.4 40.
I watched him in a couple of Jacksonville State’s games late in the season and the dude is a freak and had a couple of big games.
I mean 6’8 running a 4.4 40 is video game stuff. 24 yards per catch led the country.
Deondre Johnson this season
30 receptions
724 yards
6 TD’s
24.1 YPC (1st in the nation)
Deondre Johnson is a freak of nature at 6’8. He runs close to a 4.4 40.
I watched him in a couple of Jacksonville State’s games late in the season and the dude is a freak and had a couple of big games.
I mean 6’8 running a 4.4 40 is video game stuff. 24 yards per catch led the country.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:09 pm to TigerLifer18
A freak of nature and the son of the Big Bad Booty Daddy!
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:27 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Holla if you hear me.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:39 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Steiner math baby
Posted on 12/18/25 at 7:51 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
quote:
should we?
One problem. No one on this board makes these decisions.
Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:34 pm to Tank77
quote:
Is the 6’8 a typo
No. He’s 6’8
Posted on 12/18/25 at 8:49 pm to TigerLifer18
Glad you said. Imagine him and Green were on the field at the same time!
Posted on 12/19/25 at 4:22 am to GeauxFish31
He can’t be any worse than Sharpe was
Posted on 12/19/25 at 6:35 am to JerryTheKingBawler
It’s crazy looking back when you realize Scott Steiner was natty.
Posted on 12/19/25 at 7:50 am to JerryTheKingBawler
A green dildo; should you?
Posted on 12/19/25 at 8:06 am to shaqtaw
delete
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 8:34 am
Posted on 12/19/25 at 10:32 am to Wichita Co Tiger
quote:
It’s crazy looking back when you realize Scott Steiner was natty.
Realizing that Scott Steiner was natty is indeed crazy. Because he was not.
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:13 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Brock will be transferring to NXT shortly
Posted on 12/19/25 at 4:06 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
maybe we need to give him a physical to look at that ping pong ball sized tumor on his left arm pit
Posted on 12/21/25 at 4:08 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Not sure why you don't tell this kid, "You are a DE."
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