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Next family vacation destination: Dracula Land
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:51 pm
Of course it’s in Romania LINK
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Dracula Land, the world's first of its kind, is a €1billion (£877million) entertainment project set to open in Romania, just outside Bucharest. Spanning an impressive 780,000 m², the new theme park will feature six lands, more than 40 attractions and state-of-the-art technology. It's set to open between 2026 and 2027, although an exact launch date has not yet been confirmed. The park will have six themed lands - the first being Moonlit District, the grand entrance. Here, there will be a whole range of attractions such as a Transylvanian Railway, double carousel, projection and drone show and a 'Hollywood Vampires Immersive Exhibition'. Other lands include Family Kingdom – Mythical Creatures from Around the World, which boasts a 4D cinema ride and toddler play area, according to themeparks-eu.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:58 pm to fr33manator
Bet it’s a bloody good time
A vacation you can really sink your teeth in
A park that really comes alive at night
I’d go to bat for this park
Alright I’ve made too many puns to count
A vacation you can really sink your teeth in
A park that really comes alive at night
I’d go to bat for this park
Alright I’ve made too many puns to count
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:00 pm to TheePalmetto
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Alright I’ve made too many puns to count
Chicken should anchor Orlock this thread. You've drained all the fun out of it
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:04 pm to TheePalmetto
What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than that?
The tampon is still in.
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than that?
The tampon is still in.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:07 pm to TheePalmetto
It should be affordable as hell for a family if it's like everything else in Bucharest. However, Bucharest traffic makes BR seem like child's play.
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:11 pm to TheePalmetto
It should be in Northeast Louisiana.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:52 pm to TheePalmetto
quote:
too puns to count
All these puns had me coffin with laughter.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:01 pm to TheePalmetto
Can I walk around with a whip?
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:12 pm to TheePalmetto
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Romania
I was at Costco on Sunday and noticed that they had a 2-Day Value Pass if the family wants to do one day at DraculaLand and an additional day at GypsyCOT.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:37 pm to TheePalmetto
Is there an actual Castlevania with secret rooms and unspeakable monsters waiting in them? I'll watch video reviews on YouTube.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:53 pm to TheePalmetto
I've already staked out a reservation.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:47 am to TheePalmetto
When the old Priest tells you don't go to the castle, then DON"T GO TO THE CASTLE.
It'S mAdNesS
It'S mAdNesS
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:59 am to TheePalmetto
Two words: Goth chicks. Two more words: I’m in.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:12 am to Saint Alfonzo
Walking that entire park is going to suck the life out of fat Americans. It would even turn some bat shite crazy.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:49 am to TheePalmetto
Sounds like the next hot terrorist spot when it opens
Posted on 12/16/25 at 2:08 am to TheePalmetto
quote:
’ve made too many puns to count
That is itself, pun
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:22 am to TheePalmetto
Didn't know about the park but it has been on my bucket list to go there after Croatia, maybe next summer. If you care to see a little of the scenery, singer Luana Toader ("To water"), with a pretty decent video production for a 17 year old. Her singing "Dulcea ?i tandra mea fiara" with the Bucharest Symphony Orchestra is awesome also. Can skip the setup to 1:25.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:24 am to TheePalmetto
Beware of the Gypsies.
I got a call from our dentist. “ Trust your vacation is going well in Romania. Your Wife’s wallet is at the Post Office in a nearby town.” I was in the US, she was with a group. I called her and gave the information. I was working on a Disney Project and couldn’t leave.
The Gypsies wil pick your wallet and take all the cash you have. They throw away the credit cards. If caught with or using cards, they go to prison.
We got the wallet, using her passport to identify her.
When she arrived back in Tampa, I met her at the airport….stunned her.by saying STOP! No hug, no greeting…..walked around her looking …”What are you doing?” Looking for teeth marks ….Dracula was there. Satisfied, I then got my hug and kiss ….LOL.
I got a call from our dentist. “ Trust your vacation is going well in Romania. Your Wife’s wallet is at the Post Office in a nearby town.” I was in the US, she was with a group. I called her and gave the information. I was working on a Disney Project and couldn’t leave.
The Gypsies wil pick your wallet and take all the cash you have. They throw away the credit cards. If caught with or using cards, they go to prison.
We got the wallet, using her passport to identify her.
When she arrived back in Tampa, I met her at the airport….stunned her.by saying STOP! No hug, no greeting…..walked around her looking …”What are you doing?” Looking for teeth marks ….Dracula was there. Satisfied, I then got my hug and kiss ….LOL.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:19 am to bluedragon
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Beware of the Gypsies.
I got a call from our dentist. “ Trust your vacation is going well in Romania. Your Wife’s wallet is at the Post Office in a nearby town.” I was in the US, she was with a group. I called her and gave the information. I was working on a Disney Project and couldn’t leave.
The Gypsies wil pick your wallet and take all the cash you have. They throw away the credit cards. If caught with or using cards, they go to prison.
We got the wallet, using her passport to identify her.
When she arrived back in Tampa, I met her at the airport….stunned her.by saying STOP! No hug, no greeting…..walked around her looking …”What are you doing?” Looking for teeth marks ….Dracula was there. Satisfied, I then got my hug and kiss ….LOL.
"Why'd I marry a van Helsing!?"
She said.
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