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Next family vacation destination: Dracula Land

Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:51 pm
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
1826 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:51 pm
Of course it’s in Romania LINK

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Dracula Land, the world's first of its kind, is a €1billion (£877million) entertainment project set to open in Romania, just outside Bucharest. Spanning an impressive 780,000 m², the new theme park will feature six lands, more than 40 attractions and state-of-the-art technology. It's set to open between 2026 and 2027, although an exact launch date has not yet been confirmed. The park will have six themed lands - the first being Moonlit District, the grand entrance. Here, there will be a whole range of attractions such as a Transylvanian Railway, double carousel, projection and drone show and a 'Hollywood Vampires Immersive Exhibition'. Other lands include Family Kingdom – Mythical Creatures from Around the World, which boasts a 4D cinema ride and toddler play area, according to themeparks-eu.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133451 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:56 pm to
I hear it sucks
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
1826 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:58 pm to
Bet it’s a bloody good time

A vacation you can really sink your teeth in

A park that really comes alive at night

I’d go to bat for this park

Alright I’ve made too many puns to count

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133451 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Alright I’ve made too many puns to count



Chicken should anchor Orlock this thread. You've drained all the fun out of it
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70684 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:04 pm to
What's grosser than gross?

Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.

What's grosser than that?

The tampon is still in.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40427 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:07 pm to
It should be affordable as hell for a family if it's like everything else in Bucharest. However, Bucharest traffic makes BR seem like child's play.
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 10:10 pm
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
12909 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:11 pm to
It should be in Northeast Louisiana.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3404 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:52 pm to
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too puns to count

All these puns had me coffin with laughter.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1543 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:01 pm to
Can I walk around with a whip?
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
9083 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

Romania


I was at Costco on Sunday and noticed that they had a 2-Day Value Pass if the family wants to do one day at DraculaLand and an additional day at GypsyCOT.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11006 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:37 pm to
Is there an actual Castlevania with secret rooms and unspeakable monsters waiting in them? I'll watch video reviews on YouTube.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39123 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:53 pm to
I've already staked out a reservation.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8607 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:47 am to
When the old Priest tells you don't go to the castle, then DON"T GO TO THE CASTLE.

It'S mAdNesS
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28370 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:59 am to
Two words: Goth chicks. Two more words: I’m in.
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
3958 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:12 am to
Walking that entire park is going to suck the life out of fat Americans. It would even turn some bat shite crazy.
Posted by DraggingPride
Member since Jul 2024
117 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 1:49 am to
Sounds like the next hot terrorist spot when it opens
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10844 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 2:08 am to
quote:

’ve made too many puns to count

That is itself, pun
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
725 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:22 am to
Didn't know about the park but it has been on my bucket list to go there after Croatia, maybe next summer. If you care to see a little of the scenery, singer Luana Toader ("To water"), with a pretty decent video production for a 17 year old. Her singing "Dulcea ?i tandra mea fiara" with the Bucharest Symphony Orchestra is awesome also. Can skip the setup to 1:25.

Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
9026 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 3:24 am to
Beware of the Gypsies.

I got a call from our dentist. “ Trust your vacation is going well in Romania. Your Wife’s wallet is at the Post Office in a nearby town.” I was in the US, she was with a group. I called her and gave the information. I was working on a Disney Project and couldn’t leave.

The Gypsies wil pick your wallet and take all the cash you have. They throw away the credit cards. If caught with or using cards, they go to prison.

We got the wallet, using her passport to identify her.

When she arrived back in Tampa, I met her at the airport….stunned her.by saying STOP! No hug, no greeting…..walked around her looking …”What are you doing?” Looking for teeth marks ….Dracula was there. Satisfied, I then got my hug and kiss ….LOL.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133451 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 6:19 am to
quote:


Beware of the Gypsies.

I got a call from our dentist. “ Trust your vacation is going well in Romania. Your Wife’s wallet is at the Post Office in a nearby town.” I was in the US, she was with a group. I called her and gave the information. I was working on a Disney Project and couldn’t leave.

The Gypsies wil pick your wallet and take all the cash you have. They throw away the credit cards. If caught with or using cards, they go to prison.

We got the wallet, using her passport to identify her.

When she arrived back in Tampa, I met her at the airport….stunned her.by saying STOP! No hug, no greeting…..walked around her looking …”What are you doing?” Looking for teeth marks ….Dracula was there. Satisfied, I then got my hug and kiss ….LOL.





"Why'd I marry a van Helsing!?"

She said.
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