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Portland, Or has decided to replace their Xmas tree with something more inclusive

Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:14 am
Posted by Placekicker
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
12237 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:14 am
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19547 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:15 am to
A green butt plug?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62739 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:17 am to
quote:

A green butt plug?


Yes. That's what that is.

ETA: That's also apparently from a satire article. LINK
This post was edited on 12/14/25 at 9:18 am
Posted by BabyDraco1499
Hellexandria
Member since Nov 2025
898 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:18 am to
Instead of coal this year Santa should fill their stockings with green butt plugs
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
8769 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:19 am to
Let me take a wild guess here and presume the batshites came to the conclusion a traditional Christmas tree was “raciss”.

So a giant Green butt plug instead makes every one feel better, right?

The Batshites never fail to reach new lows in absurdity.
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
84843 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:20 am to
I like the article, city officials explain the poop in the river isn't the same human poop Portlanders dodge on city sidewalks.
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
11382 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:24 am to

quote:

A green butt plug?

Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18020 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:24 am to


Yes! That's it. I was trying to figure this out when I saw it.

Omg.
Posted by RelentlessAnalysis
Trumpist Populism: Politics by LCD
Member since Oct 2025
2076 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Let me take a wild guess here and presume the batshites came to the conclusion a traditional Christmas tree was “raciss”. So a giant Green butt plug instead makes every one feel better, right? The Batshites never fail to reach new lows in absurdity.
Did you REALLY miss the satire here?

seriously, it was painfully obvious from the photo alone, but did you read the article? HFS.
This post was edited on 12/14/25 at 9:29 am
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1410 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:27 am to
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Yes. That's what that is.

ETA: That's also apparently from a satire article.


With progressive cities, satire ends up reality.

Their mayor looks like he may know his way around a butt plug.

This post was edited on 12/14/25 at 9:29 am
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52305 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:28 am to
Bold and inclusive? Did they mean “bold and intrusive”?
Posted by Placekicker
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
12237 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Bold and inclusive? Did they mean “bold and intrusive”?


Well played…
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
18020 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:28 am to
No lube.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
8769 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Did you REALLY miss the satire here?


I did.

Thank goodness.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
42683 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:36 am to
Anal retentiveness

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I'd like to solve the puzzel, Alex.
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
11073 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:37 am to
They can put Satan and a pitchfork in that hell hole for all I care.
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2252 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:40 am to
Soon they will bend their knee and confess Jesus Christ is lord
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21335 posts
Posted on 12/14/25 at 11:11 am to
Surely we have some kind of biological weapon we can accidentally "leak" all over Oregon & Washington to preserve the infrastructure & land and remove the vermin
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