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Portland, Or has decided to replace their Xmas tree with something more inclusive
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:14 am
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:14 am
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Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:15 am to Placekicker
A green butt plug?
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:18 am to Placekicker
Instead of coal this year Santa should fill their stockings with green butt plugs
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:19 am to Placekicker
Let me take a wild guess here and presume the batshites came to the conclusion a traditional Christmas tree was “raciss”.
So a giant Green butt plug instead makes every one feel better, right?
The Batshites never fail to reach new lows in absurdity.
So a giant Green butt plug instead makes every one feel better, right?
The Batshites never fail to reach new lows in absurdity.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:20 am to imjustafatkid
I like the article, city officials explain the poop in the river isn't the same human poop Portlanders dodge on city sidewalks.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:24 am to Sofaking2
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A green butt plug?
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:24 am to Sofaking2
Yes! That's it. I was trying to figure this out when I saw it.
Omg.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:27 am to Great Plains Drifter
quote:Did you REALLY miss the satire here?
Let me take a wild guess here and presume the batshites came to the conclusion a traditional Christmas tree was “raciss”. So a giant Green butt plug instead makes every one feel better, right? The Batshites never fail to reach new lows in absurdity.
seriously, it was painfully obvious from the photo alone, but did you read the article? HFS.
This post was edited on 12/14/25 at 9:29 am
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:27 am to imjustafatkid
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Yes. That's what that is.
ETA: That's also apparently from a satire article.
With progressive cities, satire ends up reality.
Their mayor looks like he may know his way around a butt plug.
This post was edited on 12/14/25 at 9:29 am
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:28 am to Placekicker
Bold and inclusive? Did they mean “bold and intrusive”?
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:28 am to Penrod
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Bold and inclusive? Did they mean “bold and intrusive”?
Well played…
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:28 am to BoomerandSooner
No lube.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:30 am to RelentlessAnalysis
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Did you REALLY miss the satire here?
I did.
Thank goodness.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:36 am to Placekicker
Anal retentiveness
- a personality trait that is characterized by excessive concern with details. The concept originated in Freudian psychoanalytic theory, where one aspect of the anal stage of psychosexual development is pleasure in the retention of feces. Fixation in this stage can potentially result in a personality marked by frugality, obstinacy and orderliness. Despite its psychoanalytic roots and the literal meaning of the words, in common usage the term generally refers merely to certain kinds of obsessive behaviour.-
I'd like to solve the puzzel, Alex.
- a personality trait that is characterized by excessive concern with details. The concept originated in Freudian psychoanalytic theory, where one aspect of the anal stage of psychosexual development is pleasure in the retention of feces. Fixation in this stage can potentially result in a personality marked by frugality, obstinacy and orderliness. Despite its psychoanalytic roots and the literal meaning of the words, in common usage the term generally refers merely to certain kinds of obsessive behaviour.-
I'd like to solve the puzzel, Alex.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:37 am to Placekicker
They can put Satan and a pitchfork in that hell hole for all I care.
Posted on 12/14/25 at 9:40 am to Placekicker
Soon they will bend their knee and confess Jesus Christ is lord
Posted on 12/14/25 at 11:11 am to Placekicker
Surely we have some kind of biological weapon we can accidentally "leak" all over Oregon & Washington to preserve the infrastructure & land and remove the vermin
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