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President Trump to Rubio and JD Vance: “You guys have shitty shoes.”
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:36 am
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:36 am
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“Today I'm in the Oval Office with the President and Marco Rubio, and we're talking about something really important. The President kind of holds up his hand and says, ‘no, no, no, hold on a second. There's something much more important. Shoes.’”
“He peers over the resolute desk and he says, Marco, JD, you guys have shitty shoes.”
“He goes out and grabs a catalog. There happens to be another politician in the room I won't say who, and you'll find out why in a second. And he actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalog. The President is gifting us with four pairs of shoes.”
“He says, Marco, what's your shoe size? And Marco's apparently an eleven and a half. He says, JD, what's your shoe size? My shoe size is 13. I asked this politician, who I won't embarrass, what his shoe size is, and he says, seven. The President leans back in his chair and says, you know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:37 am to stout
quote:I don't believe this for a second.
Marco's apparently an eleven and a half
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:37 am to stout
Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:38 am to SallysHuman
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Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?
Probably Lindsey Graham
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:39 am to stout
Everyone knows it was Miss Lindsey.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:40 am to stout
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Probably Lindsey Graham
Thanks for the intrusive thought of Miss Lindsey in a pair of dainty high heels.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:42 am to SallysHuman
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Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?
Asking regarding Republican politicians?
Mike Johnson
Matt Gaetz
Lindsey Graham
John Cornyn
Ted Cruz
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:43 am to ragincajun03
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Mike Johnson
He looks like he might have petite feet.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:45 am to stout
quote:I would go with Stephen Miller.
Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?
Probably Lindsey Graham
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:49 am to stout
Lindsey Graham is listed as 5' 7".

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For a man who is about 5-7 tall, the average US shoe size is typically between 7 and 9.5

Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:57 am to stout
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The President leans back in his chair and says, you know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”
Other than the size of his feet, not a thing.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:58 am to coolpapaboze
Would explain his confidence lol
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:00 am to retired_tiger
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by retired_tiger
I bet you’re size 8 or under
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:00 am to SallysHuman
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Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?
A man whose boyfriend wears a size 18. Lindsey whistles when he farts.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:02 am to texag7
I'm size 14.
Which means nothing other than I have big feet.
Which means nothing other than I have big feet.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:03 am to stout
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Who on earth has a men’s size 7 foot?
quote:
Probably Lindsey Graham
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:03 am to ragincajun03
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Mike Johnson
Matt Gaetz
Lindsey Graham
John Cornyn
Ted Cruz
Miller is 5-10
Mike Johnson is 6-1
Gaetz is tall
Cornyn is 6-1
Cruz is 5-10
This post was edited on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am to retired_tiger
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I'm size 14.
the guy youre talking to is age 14.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am to retired_tiger
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by retired_tiger
Do your feet swell when Trump raises your BP?
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