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‘Heavily intoxicated’ coon breaks in liquor store, gets drunk, passes out in bathroom
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:52 pm
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On Saturday, officers with the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter were called to the Ashland ABC store and found the raccoon unconscious in the store’s restroom.
The raccoon had damaged merchandise on multiple shelves and got into the liquor before passing out in the restroom.
quote:
The officer safely secured the “very intoxicated raccoon” and took it to an animal shelter to recover, the shelter said.
After several hours of rest, the raccoon showed no signs of being hurt, “other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices,” the shelter said. It was released back into the wild.
https://www.wrdw.com/2025/12/02/heavily-intoxicated-raccoon-passes-out-liquor-store-bathroom-after-breaking-ransacking-shelves/
This post was edited on 12/2/25 at 4:54 pm
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Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:53 pm to Shexter
My mama just shooes them away with a broom.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:54 pm to Shexter
Living the American dream
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:55 pm to Shexter
At least he isn't on the meth pipe.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:55 pm to Shexter
wiyf coon?
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:56 pm to Shexter
We've all been there.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 4:57 pm to Ghost of Colby
Any urine on the floor?
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:00 pm to Shexter
Probably got into the coognac.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:00 pm to Shexter
I don't think we're supposed to call them that anymore.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:02 pm to Shexter
That dude knows how to party.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:03 pm to Shexter
I came into this thread expecting someone to get banned lol
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:05 pm to Shexter
slap on the wrist, he'll be back.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:09 pm to Darth_Vader
frickers are smart. Knew to pass out in the bathroom instead of anywhere else where you could puke on carpet/couch.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:16 pm to Shexter
Not what I was expecting.
Been there, done that...
Been there, done that...
This post was edited on 12/2/25 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:29 pm to Shexter
Good thing he didn't bring his friends.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 5:33 pm to Shexter
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:12 pm to Shexter
3 bans.
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:26 pm to Shexter
Dont act like you have never been there
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:29 pm to Shexter
Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:39 pm to Shexter
2 bans
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