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What's the messiest/scariest breakup you've ever had ?
Posted on 11/29/25 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 11/29/25 at 5:48 pm
I dated an Italian girl in my early 20's whose family was "connected"
When I broke up with her I found out that Italian women have tempers because she was beyond pissed.
Not gonna lie, I was legit looking over my shoulder for awhile.
I would jokingly offer my friends $20 to start my car.
When I broke up with her I found out that Italian women have tempers because she was beyond pissed.
Not gonna lie, I was legit looking over my shoulder for awhile.
I would jokingly offer my friends $20 to start my car.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 5:56 pm to All Hat
I had a girl stand on the hood of my car while holding a brick while crying after I broke up with her at Brightside Crossing.
Pretty sure she’s a doctor in BR now.
Pretty sure she’s a doctor in BR now.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 5:59 pm to All Hat
Never really had a bad breakup.
This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:01 pm to All Hat
My first wife took all our money and stuff and moved while I was at work. Left a note on the door saying "I'm tired of living for everyone else and I want to live for ME".
That was bad for me on several levels.
That was bad for me on several levels.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:06 pm to All Hat
In my 20s my roommate and his friends were playing poker with their girlfriends when they heard my ex-girlfriend go on 104 And cried to the late night DJ that she was putting her dog to sleep because it reminded her of me because that little yelper loved me and she had given it my nickname is its name
And they recognize her voice and the nickname and so they're all upset with me or laughing or giving me a hard time about a woman killing her dog because of me
She had also contacted my mother and sister who also worked in real estate and was telling them how no man had ever made her feel that way before
the dog was fine for the record, I checked
And they recognize her voice and the nickname and so they're all upset with me or laughing or giving me a hard time about a woman killing her dog because of me
She had also contacted my mother and sister who also worked in real estate and was telling them how no man had ever made her feel that way before
the dog was fine for the record, I checked
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:20 pm to All Hat
Had one flush my car keys down the crapper to prevent me from leaving after I dropped the bomb.
So...of course I married her about a decade later.
However...been a very good 25 years.
So...of course I married her about a decade later.
However...been a very good 25 years.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:25 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:RIP “Tiny Peen”.
And cried to the late night DJ that she was putting her dog to sleep because it reminded her of me because that little yelper loved me and she had given it my nickname is its name.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:55 pm to soccerfüt
First foul ball I ever got
high school and we were there with a French exchange student that spent the summer with us and my dad tried to get me to give the ball to her, Fabienne but Nolan was pitching
She had really small tits
My sister's boyfriend and his friends kept trying to get her to take her top off By the pool I had to run interference
high school and we were there with a French exchange student that spent the summer with us and my dad tried to get me to give the ball to her, Fabienne but Nolan was pitching
She had really small tits
My sister's boyfriend and his friends kept trying to get her to take her top off By the pool I had to run interference
This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:56 pm to All Hat
Not messy or scary but more so sad.
Things were hot and heavy for the first 3 months, like nothing could ever go wrong. Things were so great that we talked about marriage. Met each others’ families, were both over the moon happy.
We go to the beach for MDW and get into a fight about something trivial. She breaks up with me the second we get back. Didn’t know how to handle adversity. Blocks my number and cuts off all communication. I guess she expected everything to be perfect and it threw her for a loop when she realized I too have faults as a human being.
It took me months to get over it.
Things were hot and heavy for the first 3 months, like nothing could ever go wrong. Things were so great that we talked about marriage. Met each others’ families, were both over the moon happy.
We go to the beach for MDW and get into a fight about something trivial. She breaks up with me the second we get back. Didn’t know how to handle adversity. Blocks my number and cuts off all communication. I guess she expected everything to be perfect and it threw her for a loop when she realized I too have faults as a human being.
It took me months to get over it.
This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 11/29/25 at 6:58 pm to All Hat
One kept calling after I broke it off over the phone, so I finally just turned off call waiting and got on AOL all night.
Finally called it a night and disconnected from AOL about 5 in the morning. Phone almost immediately rang.
It was her. Just crying.
Finally called it a night and disconnected from AOL about 5 in the morning. Phone almost immediately rang.
It was her. Just crying.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:04 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Had a girl tell all my friends I had a small willly.
We had a fight and I told her I wasn’t wasting time being miserable. The next night we were at a pasture party with a pretty big group and she was drunk drunk. I’m still known as Peter Squeeter to those baws.
I mean she wasn’t really wrong but dang as a HS dude it stung a little.
We had a fight and I told her I wasn’t wasting time being miserable. The next night we were at a pasture party with a pretty big group and she was drunk drunk. I’m still known as Peter Squeeter to those baws.
I mean she wasn’t really wrong but dang as a HS dude it stung a little.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:10 pm to Stexas
quote:
Had a girl tell all my friends I had a small willly. We had a fight and I told her I wasn’t wasting time being miserable. The next night we were at a pasture party with a pretty big group and she was drunk drunk. I’m still known as Peter Squeeter to those baws. I mean she wasn’t really wrong but dang as a HS dude it stung a little.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:18 pm to All Hat
Got out of a relationship back in the day because I was afraid she’d unalive both of us eventually. It started as a classic case of thinking I could “fix” someone. I actually moved cities to get away. Within five years she did what I feared she would. Luckily didn’t take anyone with her. But for those few years I lived worried she’d show up and shoot me one day.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:22 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:Petite tetons.
She had really small tits
Tres bien.
PS: Happy belated T’giving to you.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:23 pm to Hangover Haven
quote:
Never really had a bad breakup.
Son, you havent lived.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:23 pm to All Hat
quote:
What's the messiest/scariest breakup you've ever had ?
Divorce.
A $100.00 bill in your sock drawer is worth $100.00, whereas $100.00 in your account is worth $50.00 when you get the divorce notice.
Posted on 11/29/25 at 8:24 pm to soccerfüt
quote:u2 queer
Happy belated T’giving to you.
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