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Has anyone knocked on Marty’s Hotel room and checked on him?

Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:38 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14269 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:38 pm
He sounded like he was about to cry on the broadcast… I’m afraid some autoerotic asphyxiation may be in play this evening…
Posted by 2ManyChampionships79
Member since Apr 2023
520 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:38 pm to
He’s clutching his pearls and saying a rosary for the ole miss players
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3813 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:40 pm to
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I’m afraid some autoerotic asphyxiation may be in play this evening…


Did you see his hair do and outfit? He’s going out and chasing SOMETHING tonight.
Posted by NickelCharlie
Louisville, Ky
Member since Aug 2008
20 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:40 pm to
He said Lane coached at FIU multiple times on live broadcasts today. He’s drunk.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19457 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:41 pm to
Honestly I never realized how many other people dislike him. I thought I was in the minority. Might honestly be my least favorite ESPN personality and that’s saying something
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14269 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:41 pm to
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Did you see his hair do and outfit? He’s going out and chasing SOMETHING tonight.


The way he was all dapper made me think his Boyfriend from Oxford was in town for the game.. he’s worried that Ole Miss going back to their losing ways will put a damper on their relationship.
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 9:43 pm
Posted by LSUJames
Benton, Arkansas
Member since May 2024
199 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:47 pm to
What a wild Turkey?
Posted by SOL2
Dallas burbs
Member since Jan 2020
7685 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:48 pm to
He doesn't want to see LSU dominate the next 17 years
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15552 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:48 pm to
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Honestly I never realized how many other people dislike him. I thought I was in the minority. Might honestly be my least favorite ESPN personality and that’s saying something


I think you are in the minority. I don’t ever recall seeing so much for him on this site until today

If it had been Pat McAffee saying what Marty said I could at least point to weekly threads every Saturday during football season to back up the hatred.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3813 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:49 pm to
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What a wild Turkey?


Kickin chicken, please.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107452 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:49 pm to
Lane became the best version of himself in Oxford man! That means something.
This post was edited on 11/28/25 at 9:51 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14269 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:53 pm to
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Lane became the best version of himself in Oxford man! That means something.


He was in shambles. Very pathetic to see from someone who’s supposed to be non partial.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107452 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36355 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 9:54 pm to
I’ll never forget Marty Smith saying “thank you for your spirit” to Xander Schauflle at a TGL match
Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom
Member since Nov 2016
975 posts
Posted on 11/28/25 at 10:14 pm to
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Marty Smith


Eats his Three Musketeers upside down so he can feel the veiny part on his tongue.
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