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Iman in South Florida breaks down in tears because people were eating bacon
Posted on 11/23/25 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 11/23/25 at 12:57 pm
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Posted on 11/23/25 at 12:59 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Crying cause the bacon smelled so good
Posted on 11/23/25 at 12:59 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Soft.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:00 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Then go back to whatever shithole you came from
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:03 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
mooselimbs
don't like bacon
don't like dogs
nuff said
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:03 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Ham sandwiches for everybody. Yumm! 
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:04 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Dear Imam Karen:
Allah told YOU not to eat bacon. He told me no such thing.
Thanks for your attention.
With that being said, those folks were engaged in boorish, intentionally-provocative behavior. Their mommas clearly did not raise them right.
Allah told YOU not to eat bacon. He told me no such thing.
Thanks for your attention.
With that being said, those folks were engaged in boorish, intentionally-provocative behavior. Their mommas clearly did not raise them right.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:07 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:
“After the prayer ended we looked up to see them taunting us in our faces with bacon..” ??
This is the way.
We all need to have a readily available supply of bacon. Carry it with you when you go out or travel.
Could we hire planes to fly overhead and drop bacon out over their communities? I’d be in for a couple hundred bucks a month to just make it a weekly route.
Infuse bacon grease into the water supply would be a good next step.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:08 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
My wife is Cuban from Miami (no pics). Half of her culture involves eating pork. The other half involves hating commie bastards.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:09 pm to RelentlessAnalysis
quote:
With that being said, those folks were engaged in boorish, intentionally-provocative behavior. Their mommas clearly did not raise them right.
Eating bacon is not provocative. Not in America. They didn’t throw it at them, they ate it.
What's provocative?
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:12 pm to SallysHuman
He can’t answer because he’s a fool.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:15 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Boo fricking hoo… how many Jews care if you eat bacon In front Of them?
If you religious beliefs make you follow a practice that’s so outdated and was based on unsafe and unsanitary conditions almost a millennium ago then frankly I don’t give a flying frick if me eating pork upsets you. You shouldn’t have removed, science and reason from your religion after the Golden age.
If you religious beliefs make you follow a practice that’s so outdated and was based on unsafe and unsanitary conditions almost a millennium ago then frankly I don’t give a flying frick if me eating pork upsets you. You shouldn’t have removed, science and reason from your religion after the Golden age.
This post was edited on 11/23/25 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:16 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
They adhere to an incompatible culture and don’t intend to adapt.
There are only a few possible outcomes and none of them are ideal.
There are only a few possible outcomes and none of them are ideal.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:16 pm to SallysHuman
quote:Throwing bacon at them would certainly be worse, as would hitting a Qur'an with a slab of it.quote:Eating bacon is not provocative. Not in America. They didn’t throw it at them, they ate it.
With that being said, those folks were engaged in boorish, intentionally-provocative behavior. Their mommas clearly did not raise them right.
What's provocative?
Etiquette Rock:
Eating bacon at a breakfast restaurant is not "intentionally boorish and provocative," even if you know there are Muslims in the restaurant. People eat in restaurants, and it is unlikely that you chose bacon just to frick with the Muslims.
Eating bacon adjacent to a group of Muslims who are just trying to say their prayers in a public place? Yeah, that is a different story. You didn't just coincidentally have a pocket full of bacon when you went to the park. You PUT it there specifically to frick with the Muslims. You are a boorish prick.
All it takes is a bit of common sense and a modicum of respect for others.
This post was edited on 11/23/25 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:20 pm to RelentlessAnalysis
quote:
Eating bacon adjacent to a group of Muslims who are just trying to say their prayers in a public place?
Praying in public... eating in public.
I find islamic prayer in public very provocative. Hugely provocative. Very offensive and quite unnecessary- they have mosques and homes, no need to do that shite in public.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:21 pm to RelentlessAnalysis
Just quit. You’re a bumbling fool doubling down on idiocy.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:22 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
1. Play the victim......
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:24 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
They’ll play victim until they get control then they’ll erase everyone who doesn’t convert.
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:25 pm to RelentlessAnalysis
Them praying in public is designed to incite conflict. Praying 5 times a day is a psychologically oppressive, indoctrination tactic.
This post was edited on 11/23/25 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 11/23/25 at 1:28 pm to RelentlessAnalysis
Your incessant ramblings are intentionally provocative and an affront to us all.
Be gone.
Be gone.
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