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A Meta Question About Drug Tests
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:02 pm
If an errant pube falls into the specimen cup when providing a sample, do you fish it out of the filled cup, or do you just send the cup up as is?
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:21 pm to shutterspeed
Trim that shite dog.
Can't happen, I shave my shite with a 1/2 guard. My wife blows me better when she doesn't get a mouth full of hair.
Can't happen, I shave my shite with a 1/2 guard. My wife blows me better when she doesn't get a mouth full of hair.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:23 pm to Saintsisit
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My wife blows me better when she doesn't get a mouth full of hair.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:27 pm to shutterspeed
Send as is. They're testing the tee-tee, not the hair.
Trim that shite dog.
Trim that shite dog.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:31 pm to PhifeDogg
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Send as is. They're testing the tee-tee, not the hair.
But is that considered crass? Like, are they forced to "work around it"?
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:19 pm to shutterspeed
Under 25.....trim that shite
Over 30....frick, she'll still suck it....
Over 30....frick, she'll still suck it....
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:33 pm to shutterspeed
Dude might as well bust a nut in that cup as well and have the entire lab laughing while you’re at it.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:33 am to jizzle6609
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Dude might as well bust a nut in that cup as well and have the entire lab laughing while you’re at it.
Actually not a bad idea. I also wonder what kind of results one would get back with a dash of poo poo in it too.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:38 am to shutterspeed
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I also wonder what kind of results one would get back with a dash of poo poo in it too.
That you very recently had sex with a dude.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:41 am to shutterspeed
Use some trimmers. Don’t be nasty
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:44 am to Fat and Happy
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Use some trimmers. Don’t be nasty
Length doesn't always matter. Sometimes pubes gonna pube.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 7:50 am to shutterspeed
I don’t take drug tests. I’m a free, independent American man.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:06 am to shutterspeed
I've taken hundreds of drug test working industrial construction the last 30+ years and I've never wondered this....... wtf?
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:12 am to Fat and Happy
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Use some trimmers. Don’t be nasty
Go get waxed. frick a blade or trimmers. It's 10 minutes and it doesn't hurt.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:56 am to lake chuck fan
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I've taken hundreds of drug test working industrial construction the last 30+ years and I've never wondered this....... wtf?
Embrace the thought experiment, baw.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:24 am to saintsfan1977
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go get waxed
Posted on 11/22/25 at 10:14 am to sqerty
It's not as bad as you think.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:16 am to saintsfan1977
Let's not make this thread gross.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:46 pm to shutterspeed
Learn the substitute method.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:56 pm to shutterspeed
Send it!
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