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Lonesome Dove is unbearable. I get no joy from this conclusion.

Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:24 am
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2641 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:24 am
I just got through The Border Trilogy, so on the advice of this board and all the online reviews - which are all very, very positive - I started Lonesome Dove, and I was excited about it. But it's like the Taylor Sheridan shows when they try to be funny. It's obvious humor, which would be fine, except it's nearly every line of text is a simpleton premise and punchline. It's exhausting. Cannot carry Cormack McCarthy's books' jock straps, in this poster's opinion.

I'm sure when it came out, it was groundbreaking stuff, kind of like The Beatles. But like the Beatles, the format has been copied and refined a hundred times so that some new versions of the style are superior. Now Lonesome Dove pales in comparison. I just don't like it. I'm extremely disappointed. Does anyone else get this reaction to their first recent reading of the book?
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13796 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:54 am to
No.
It's my favorite book I've ever read.

I'm offended by the Taylor Sheridan take.
In fact, I'm convinced this is a troll.
Posted by DukeSilver
Member since Jan 2014
2919 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:41 am to
Yikes
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
8999 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:42 am to
To each his own, but…. Damn that’s a wild take.

And if you went in expecting it to be like McCarthy, that’s complete ignorance on your part
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39786 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 12:32 pm to
My conclusion is that you lead a dull and miserable existence
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39786 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 12:34 pm to
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I'm offended by the Taylor Sheridan take.


It's how I know to discredit this person's opinion on anything.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2641 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 1:56 pm to
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I'm offended by the Taylor Sheridan take.


Do you laugh when Kevin Costner says something wild in his scratchy voice?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
105832 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 3:09 pm to
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LSUballs


I was hoping you'd show up for this one.

As for OP, what exactly were you expecting from the book?
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13796 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Do you laugh when Kevin Costner says something wild in his scratchy voice?


No, the opposite.
I can't believe you're comparing Lonesome Dove to the cowboy soap opera Yellowstone.

But now I can.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 5:16 pm to
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hundred times so that some new versions of the style are superior


It’s the best book I’ve ever read. I’d love to know what new versions of the style you think are superior
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2641 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 7:39 pm to
I think all three books in the border trilogy are superior. I think No Country for Old Men is Superior.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12326 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 7:59 pm to
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been copied and refined a hundred times so that some new versions of the style are superior.


Good one.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
6329 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 8:03 pm to
Uva uvam vivendo varia fit.
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
8999 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 8:54 pm to
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I think No Country for Old Men is Superior.


Apples to oranges. They aren’t even the same genre
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5032 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 11:38 am to
I’m listening to it again. Still love it, but again I’m having to endure the endless sob story of July Johnson. I hate the character, and it almost ruins the experience of reading the book.
This post was edited on 11/5/25 at 12:36 pm
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