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Massie bros., your favorite representative got remarried this past weekend.

Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:33 am
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:33 am


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Carolyn and I would like to announce our recent marriage!

We were legally married in Kentucky on October 19th by the pastor of the church we have been attending for several months. This weekend we celebrated with close friends and family at a Christian wedding ceremony in Pennsylvania where Carolyn is from.

Carolyn Grace Moffa and I first met professionally over a decade ago when she worked for Senator Rand Paul. As Senator Paul’s Ag policy staffer until 2016, Carolyn was a very early proponent and practitioner of Making America Healthy Again. She even visited me and my late wife Rhonda on our grass-fed cattle farm several years ago. Carolyn has not previously been married. I have four adult children, who are all married to wonderful people, and three grandchildren from my blessed 31 year marriage to Rhonda who I still miss every day.

We will reside on the farm in Kentucky where Carolyn recently helped me re-establish ducks and chickens to go with the beef cattle. We plan to travel back-and-forth to DC and throughout Kentucky as my congressional responsibilities require.

Fun facts about our wedding: Of course we served raw milk with the wedding cake and margaritas made with frozen peaches from our farm! Senator Rand Paul and Representatives Jim Jordan, Warren Davidson, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Victoria Spartz attended, however the real VIPs were my three grandkids. My oldest grandson was the ring bearer. I proposed to Carolyn on the steps of the Library of Congress which was the location of our first date.

Please pray for us as Carolyn steps into the arena with me. With her support, I look forward to continuing my fight for freedom for the great people of Kentucky!
Posted by SlayTime
Member since Jan 2025
3430 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:42 am to
That was quick.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9145 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:43 am to
Even though I disagree with him at times, I wish him well in his new marriage.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
84980 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:44 am to
I get it now.

He probably married a liberal.


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Carolyn was a very early proponent and practitioner of Making America Healthy Again. She even visited me and my late wife Rhonda on our grass-fed cattle farm several years ago.



wtf? Maybe not so quick.
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 6:47 am
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:48 am to
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That was quick.


His first wife died on June 27, 2024. That is a little quickish, I guess.
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
1931 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:48 am to
He did alright.
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
38478 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:54 am to
Maybe she can talk some sense into him re his counterproductive, idealistic, purportedly principled, political grandstanding.

Hope he can get on the Team that’s getting stuff done instead of being a thorn in the side.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
61922 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:58 am to
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His first wife died on June 27, 2024. That is a little quickish, I guess.


Dang. Just over a year to go from wife death to remarried. I guess things do move quicker when you're older, but that still seems fast.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:00 am to
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Hope he can get on the Team that’s getting stuff done instead of being a thorn in the side.


Massie's vote "no" to not make the Trump tax cuts permanent did disappoint me.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:02 am to
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Dang. Just over a year to go from wife death to remarried. I guess things do move quicker when you're older, but that still seems fast.


It appears that his current wife was a friend of the family prior to Rhonda's passing so it appears they already had a good foundation to build on.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12030 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:05 am to
Wish them well.

It does seem fast, but after being married for 31 years, it's probably hard to be alone.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
61922 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:05 am to
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It appears that his current wife was a friend of the family prior to Rhonda's passing so it appears they already had a good foundation to build on.


Honestly, that makes it weirder for me.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12030 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:10 am to
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Honestly, that makes it weirder for me.


Pretty common, actually... there's even a term for it, trauma bonding.

I had a friend who was friends with a lady that ended up with early onset dementia/ alzheimer's... my friend helped the family a lot, all the way through. She ended up marrying the widow after the wife passed on.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:11 am to
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Honestly, that makes it weirder for me.


I understand the conspiracy route but in Massie's case judging by his character I believe, or I want to believe he was always faithful to Rhonda. Now, that does not mean he wasn't attracted to his new wife and she may have been attracted to him when Rhonda was still alive, but I believe he remained faithful to Rhonda.
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 7:13 am
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24416 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:15 am to
That fricker is so fake and obviously compromised. Any of you legit Massie bros are following a false prophet.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
65987 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:16 am to
Hilarious you say this while DJT deep throats Miss Lindsey.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99764 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:18 am to
How old is Massie? I didn’t think he was old enough to have grandkids


Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:18 am to
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Any of you legit Massie bros are following a false prophet.


Anyone that follows any politician in a religious context is an idiot.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:18 am to
quote:

How old is Massie?


54
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16079 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:30 am to
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That was quick.
At least he didn't frick a porn actress while he was still married.
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