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My wife is afraid of trick or treaters.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:15 pm
She bought a bunch of candy and apparently expected me to hand it out. Something came up and I cant be home to 930ish. She scared of little kids, lol.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:17 pm to horndog
She can set the candy outside and the situation will quickly resolve itself.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:18 pm to horndog
This isn’t funny at all. You married an insane person and it likely won’t end well
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:20 pm to horndog
If I were her I would turn the lights off eat the candy
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:28 pm to kywildcatfanone
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If I were her I would turn the lights off eat the candy
This....lol
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:28 pm to horndog
Sorry bro. I'll try to have her home by 9ish
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:30 pm to BurningHeart
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Sorry bro. I'll try to have her home by 9ish
She has the strap on waiting for your arrival.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:33 pm to horndog
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She has the strap on waiting for your arrival.
does she charge extra for that?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 4:37 pm to horndog
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by horndog
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She has the strap on waiting for your arrival.
Username checks out?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 5:47 pm to horndog
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930ish. She scared of little kids, lol.
Ain’t no little kids out at that time. She’s scared of teenagers from outside your neighborhood.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 5:57 pm to kywildcatfanone
If I were her I would turn the lights off eat the candy
That’s most likely what she will do.
That’s most likely what she will do.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 6:16 pm to horndog
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She scared of little kids, lol.
No "lol" my man, something ain't right here.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 6:19 pm to horndog
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She scared of little kids, lol.
Li'l kids will frick you up.
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