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What kinda freaky stuff are yall doing to the Monkeys down there?

Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:08 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4225 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:08 pm
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Monkeys used for animal testing were shot and killed after a truck carrying them overturned in Mississippi on Tuesday afternoon.


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The truck was carrying Rhesus monkeys to a testing facility in Florida from Tulane University in New Orleans, Louisiana.


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Initial information from the sheriff’s office said the monkeys were said to be carrying hepatitis C, herpes and COVID. They were described as 40 pounds and “aggressive” to humans, requiring personal protective equipment to handle.


Tulane STD Monkeys
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2338 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:09 pm to
They’re German monkeys.
Posted by mchias1
Member since Dec 2009
946 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:12 pm to
Tulane has a primate research facility. The rhesus monkeys are aggressive. These are the ones that steal shite from people on India. They have very large K9 teeth.

These are the same species that have the free monkey colony in northern Florida around Crystal springs. They also escaped from a research facility.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4225 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:12 pm to
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They’re German monkeys.



Shiza, search didnt work

This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 7:15 pm
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7404 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:12 pm to
If they were going to Florida from Tulane - probably Covington, not Nola - why were they north of Hattiesburg?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72682 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:17 pm to
another Dr Faucci project gone wrong?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23295 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by Jdiggy
Member since Nov 2016
715 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:23 pm to
Sounds like a classic Louisiana Saturday night.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4225 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:26 pm to
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Sounds like a classic Louisiana Saturday night.


Get down the fiddle and you get down the bow, grab the Herpes Monkey and you throw him on the floor.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6644 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:28 pm to
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the monkeys were said to be carrying hepatitis C, herpes and COVID


Happens to me too every time I party in Houma.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6944 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:00 pm to
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Initial information from the sheriff’s office said the monkeys were said to be carrying hepatitis C, herpes and COVID. They were described as 40 pounds and “aggressive” to humans, requiring personal protective equipment to handle.


bullshite those monkeys knew something.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11854 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:14 pm to
A gentleman never asks. A primate never tells.
Posted by White Bear
SPECULATION
Member since Jul 2014
17124 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 8:20 pm to
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