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The Ultimate "You have to watch an ad before proceeding"

Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:09 pm
Posted by TigerHornII
Member since Feb 2021
1155 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:09 pm
In China, they make you watch one before the TP dispenser will work.

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Public restrooms in parts of China are testing new dispensers that release toilet paper only after users scan a QR code and watch an online advertisement, a system that has drawn widespread public criticism. Local governments have not disclosed how many units are in operation or whether data collected will be anonymized or monitored.

The mounted paper dispensers are equipped with optical scanners that display a QR code. Users must use their smartphones to connect to the dispenser, triggering an app-based video advertisement that runs for a few seconds.

Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16120 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:11 pm to
China is asshoe
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70786 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:11 pm to
Easy. I just won't wipe then!
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7486 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:15 pm to
Time is the most valuable asset.
Posted by AndyJ
Member since Jul 2008
3454 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 5:28 pm to
Easy workaround. Just watch the ad while you shite. Stack it up for when you are done
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4531 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:35 pm to
Guess that's better than when I was working in Chiner 20+ years ago. The "public" superfund sites (public toliets) would have an old toothless lady setting at a table by the door and you would have to hand her what was about the equivalent to a quarter and she would hand you about 6 foot of TP. You learned very quickly how to use TP efficiently.
Us round eyes soon learned to keep a few napkins in our pocket.
Posted by YbTexas
Member since Jul 2025
28 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 6:12 am to
Guess you are shite out of luck if the dispensers are running on Amazon servers.

No helpdesk ticket, no shite ticket.
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1284 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 6:35 am to
lol ill tell you right now this is absolute bullshite.


there is no TP in china. I live there half the year, and the only public restroom with toilet paper is in the public restrooms of fancy hotels, on the first floor.


any of you ever go to china, remember to buy some small packs of TP when you land.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5758 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:07 am to
What do you do then, do you have to carry your own with you?

Do Chinamen just not use toilet paper.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58528 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 9:37 am to
Buccees does this now
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20812 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

she would hand you about 6 foot of TP. You learned very quickly how to use TP efficiently.

How much TP are you using that 6' isn't enough?
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
24819 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 12:07 pm to
In communist China, toilet paper wipes you!
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1284 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

What do you do then, do you have to carry your own with you?

Do Chinamen just not use toilet paper.


yes you carry it with you. all the shops everywhere sell little packs of TP. chinamen either carry their own TP or wash theyre arse with water
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4531 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 10:18 pm to
Their TP is no where near the quality of what we have here. It's about half as thick and the "break through" ratio is way below ours.....thus 6' of ching chang TP is about the equivalent of maybe 1' of ours.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53660 posts
Posted on 10/20/25 at 10:58 pm to
Toilet Paper is expensive there. You may find you have no square to spare.
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