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GQ Article - Meet the Nutmaxxers Obsessed With Shooting Bigger Loads

Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:40 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19104 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:40 am
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Both porn and a growing interest in self-optimization are leading men on a quest for enhanced ejaculations.


https://www.gq.com/story/meet-the-nutmaxxers-obsessed-with-shooting-bigger-loads

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using their own bodies as test subjects, the Redditors on r/CumBiggerLoads have determined that a combination of zinc, pygeum, L-citrulline, and lecithin is the “holy grail of cum.”

There, 47,000 visitors are reading more than 600 weekly contributions concerning the best supplements for—apologies for what you are about to read—“shooting ropes,” “monster loads,” and “Spiderman-like webs,” methods for “cumtraining for volume,” and how to turn your “money shot” into “The Big One.” What turned all these men into citizen jizz scientists? A growing interest in male self-optimization, a pornified sense of what’s normal, and a dearth of scientific consensus around the topic.




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Quarantined with his college girlfriend in her parents’ beach house, there wasn’t much to do but have sex. Mike struggled to keep up with her libido and desire to be ejaculated upon. “I feel drained. I feel exhausted. I feel like I can’t satisfy this girl,” Mike remembers thinking. “After once or twice a day, not much is coming out.” So he turned to supplements. “Probably for like six months, I was experimenting with just different stacks”—combinations of supplements—“I would read about on Reddit,” Mike says.


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Marcus, a nurse practitioner from North Carolina, has experimented with many stacks he learned about on r/CumBiggerLoads. He has grown comfortable enough in the subreddit to ejaculate into a graduated shot glass and share photos of it with his peers there. “I like the community,” says Marcus, who posts under the username NosyTrees. “The biggest debate currently is on the dosing of the supplements needed to get results.”


Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10904 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:42 am to
We all have our lifelong quests in life.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41254 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:44 am to
What. The. frick?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85204 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:45 am to
dribble. dribble. dribble.
Don't care. Had Sex.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37855 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:45 am to
Ive read that sub before. It ia definitely an interesting spot
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
6997 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:45 am to
Posts like this is the reason I read the OT.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58180 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:46 am to
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He has grown comfortable enough in the subreddit to ejaculate into a graduated shot glass
aaaaand yet everyone likes to poke fun at women’s Amazon Prime addictions
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88202 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:47 am to
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aaaaand yet everyone likes to poke fun at women’s Amazon Prime addictions


cut me some slack, it took a while work up that confidence!
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24773 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:47 am to
I mean there is a benefit to larger ejaculations. Besides zinc, pygeum, L-citrulline, and lecithin; you need to stay hydrated. Drink pineapple juice to sweeten the taste, if she is into that.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4372 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:48 am to
my observation: being extremely well hydrated has a noticeable effect.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58441 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:48 am to
Reddit is trying to make theirs bigger and everyone around here gets their balls snipped off and wonders why they need trt
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129061 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:48 am to
Peter North really screwed with our perceptions of a normal load
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58180 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:49 am to
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cut me some slack, it took a while work up that confidence!
you do you - just please no nutmaxx gumbo pics in the LT
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
6899 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:49 am to
Come on man. My mom reads the OT.

Sorry mom.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40510 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:49 am to
I thought it was as simple as the inverse of the loaded gun theory from Something About Mary?

If you want to bust a big one, just don't jack off for a day or two before show time.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6959 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:50 am to
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mean there is a benefit to larger ejaculations


What benefit exactly?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19104 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:50 am to
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I mean there is a benefit to larger ejaculations


Aren't you the guy who posts all the babe threads?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294782 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:50 am to
Holy frick...

Just when society couldnt get any more vapid, the floor drops.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88202 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:50 am to
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just please no nutmaxx gumbo pics in the LT


you're giving dph an idea
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24773 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:58 am to
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What benefit exactly?


Rate your ejaculations. How does the larger one feel vs. low volume one? If you cannot tell a difference, then this topic is not for you.
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