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FedEx sucks big floppy donkey peen
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:21 pm
I know everyone already knows this, but just in case someone forgot. Christmas shopping is coming up and if there's a way you can find out who the retailer you're shopping with ships with, do it, and avoid FedEx.
I've been waiting on an item that I purchased on Monday. It shipped from Chattanooga on Tuesday. Arrived in Murfreesboro this morning at 1:00am. Then went to Memphis at 2:49 pm this afternoon. Now I get the following message:
It was supposed to have been delivered Wednesday, then changed to today, then changed to Saturday, and now an unreadable barcode and a yet to be determined delivery date change.
I literally never have a positive experience with anything shipped by FedEx.
I've been waiting on an item that I purchased on Monday. It shipped from Chattanooga on Tuesday. Arrived in Murfreesboro this morning at 1:00am. Then went to Memphis at 2:49 pm this afternoon. Now I get the following message:
quote:
The barcode label on this package was unreadable. We will replace it and update the delivery date.
It was supposed to have been delivered Wednesday, then changed to today, then changed to Saturday, and now an unreadable barcode and a yet to be determined delivery date change.
I literally never have a positive experience with anything shipped by FedEx.
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:24 pm to TDsngumbo
I had a package ship from Destrehan that went to North Carolina and Dallas before arriving three weeks later in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:24 pm to TDsngumbo
Covid shutdowns broke everything. Competency crisis is real.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:25 pm to TDsngumbo
Your package barcode was murdered, killed, and raped in Memphis
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:26 pm to TDsngumbo
Sorry dog, kinda busy…
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:27 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Your package barcode was murdered, killed, and raped in Memphis
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:28 pm to TDsngumbo
FedEx rang my doorbell and handed me a chewy box yesterday 
Ordered Tuesday and delivered yesterday.
Ordered Tuesday and delivered yesterday.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:32 pm to TDsngumbo
They do indeed, but USPS eats slimy donkey buttholes….theyre terrible and a complete waste of federal funds.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:32 pm to TDsngumbo
In my area, FedEx is by far the most reliable carrier. USPS is the worst and UPS just seems to take a lot longer than FedEx. I guess it's different in different areas.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:33 pm to TDsngumbo
They just hired an Indian CEO who in turn hired a bunch of Indians to the executive board in typical Indian fashion
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:33 pm to TDsngumbo
Guess it's hit or miss - ordered a Scotty Cameron 1/4 zip Tues - got it Thurs
It shipped to me in Slidell from CA
It shipped to me in Slidell from CA
This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:34 pm to madamsquirrel
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FedEx rang my doorbell and handed me a chewy box yesterday Ordered Tuesday and delivered yesterday.
Yea but I’m not gonna frick the fedex guy.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:35 pm to TDsngumbo
It was a chick 
but I get your point
but I get your point Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:35 pm to rooloumama
quote:I don’t blame the package, I’d avoid getting to Baton Rouge if I could, too
I had a package ship from Destrehan that went to North Carolina and Dallas before arriving three weeks later in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:35 pm to Landmass
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In my area, FedEx is by far the most reliable carrier. USPS is the worst and UPS just seems to take a lot longer than FedEx. I guess it's different in different areas.
I love UPS, but I guess you’re right, must differ in all areas.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:35 pm to TDsngumbo
I have been using FedEx more lately because it is significantly cheaper in some mail categories than USPS. I'm using mainly FedEx ground. So far, fingers and toes crossed, haven't had any glitches.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:36 pm to madamsquirrel
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It was a chick but I get your point
Are you not a woman?
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:41 pm to TDsngumbo
For me FedEx is the best and UPS can eat a bag of aid dicks.
Can't stand those unionized fricktards.
Can't stand those unionized fricktards.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:44 pm to TDsngumbo
FedEx is run by all Indians on H1-B visas.
Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:45 pm to TDsngumbo
FedEx has an on-time delivery rate between 95%-97.5%….of 3,100,000,000 packages per year which is simply amazing. So, 155,000,000 per year are late. You should probably feel honored to be part of the late group considering their success with on-time.
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