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Gas pumps running slower than years past

Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:18 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
1546 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:18 pm
Seems to me like fuel is not being dispensed as quickly as before.

One theory is that gas stations are doing this to keep you on the property longer because of the chance you will walk in the store and purchase the highly profitable drink, jerky, or junk.

Do you agree with this theory?

Bonus: Not providing a credit card receipt at the pump also (can) force you to walk in the store and possible make another purchase. Plus they don’t have to spend time (money) keeping the pump printer working.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16259 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:19 pm to
I always attribute it to poor maintenance on their systems but i wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't intentional.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70776 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:19 pm to
It's because they don't change the damn filters and the pumps are clapped out.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16602 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:21 pm to
This
Posted by Pierre
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5413 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:21 pm to
They don’t change the filters and it runs slow. Go somewhere else that maintains their pumps properly.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31317 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:22 pm to
I think that theory makes more sense for the receipt printer. I don't think it makes sense on pump speed. If I find myself at an unreasonably slow pump, I'm not more likely to walk inside; I'm more likely to say "frick this, half a tank is fine" and leave.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104052 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:22 pm to
This is Rainman level of attention to detail. Kudos, I guess.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
21917 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

It's because they don't change the damn filters and the pumps are clapped out.

Agreed. Sometimes it takes 10 seconds to fill and sometimes it feels like I could piss it in there faster
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
5886 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Seems to me like fuel is not being dispensed as quickly as before.



not diesel pumps
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70776 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

not diesel pumps


I could show you one 5 miles from my house that pumps about a gallon an hour. It's a clapped piece of shite.

I buy fuel locally strictly based off of which ones have the best kept pumps, price be damned.
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:41 pm to
in my experience diesel pumps way faster than gas pumps.....i guess it just depends on the station

and I drive close to 40k miles a year just for reference
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5576 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

If I find myself at an unreasonably slow pump, I'm not more likely to walk inside; I'm more likely to say "frick this, half a tank is fine" and leave.


The "Please See Cashier" prompt because they won't take cards is a sure-fire way to see no business.
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 3:53 pm
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
7946 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Bonus: Not providing a credit card receipt at the pump also (can) force you to walk in the store and possible make another purchase. Plus they don’t have to spend time (money) keeping the pump printer working.


Or the paper used for the receipt is expensive and states like California have created laws and Propositions, look up Cali Prop 65, against the type paper these machines use.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
15942 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Seems to me like fuel is not being dispensed as quickly as before.


They have to. Many vehicles you can’t pump gas fast into with the evap valves and purge solenoids in the vent system. All emissions requirements again.


If you pump it fast into some of these vehicles, it will kick the nozzle off.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12169 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:01 pm to
good chance it's the car's EVAP system, vent valve or charcoal canister get's clogged and impedes the necessary air flow.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31317 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

The "Please See Cashier" prompt because they won't take cards is a sure-fire way to see no business.

I'll try one other pump cluster. If I see the same message, I'm gone.
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
1779 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:06 pm to
Ethanol is the devil. Fill up at an ethanol free station and note how much faster it is. It causes more debris to come loose and clog filter.

I drive 6 from my house miles to fill up with ethanol free premium and get at least 2-3 mpg better in the city and 3+ better on the highway, roughly 20% better gas milage.

Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
1733 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:09 pm to
I have noticed that many places will require you to go inside if paying with AMEX.

I always thought they were trying to discourage it because of higher fees.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11505 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:11 pm to
You know institutional trust is sky high when the gas station corporate overlords are passively accused of conspiring to slow pump your gas to get you to buy big gulps and roller dogs.
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 4:12 pm
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