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Jumping to conclusions

Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:01 pm
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26016 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:01 pm
Well, I accused my wife of taking my vice grips and not putting them back, she has a bad habit of borrowing my tools and not returning them so it was a foregone conclusion that’s what happened.I went and put on my work vest, it has plenty of pockets and is handy, and lo and behold they were in one of the vest pockets.

Do I tell her or be an a-hole and go on about my business.



We’ve been married for 44 years.

Anyone else jump to a conclusion that was wrong?
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1456 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:02 pm to
Have secs with her.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49476 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:02 pm to
Why do you want to get banned so badly
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6914 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:03 pm to
You go plant the vice grips amongst her shite, where she will find them. Then when she does, you see how she reacts.

The game is afoot. Enjoy.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69354 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7859 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:03 pm to
Put them in her bathroom drawer
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10052 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:04 pm to
The fastest way to find something is to blame someone else of taking it. Or we default to my daughter who doesn't live at home anymore. A running joke in our home.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
1998 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by BassHorn
Member since Dec 2011
207 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

You go plant the vice grips amongst her shite, where she will find them.


This is the way. Godspeed.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26016 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

You go plant the vice grips amongst her shite, where she will find them. Then when she does, you see how she reacts. The game is afoot. Enjoy.


There’s some good ideas in this thread, thanks
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26016 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

The fastest way to find something is to blame someone else of taking it. Or we default to my daughter who doesn't live at home anymore. A running joke in our home.


My daughter is worse than her, can’t find anything when she’s around….haha..
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68582 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:07 pm to
Stop lying, little man. We know those are "her" tools that you rudely borrow.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37121 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:08 pm to
Congrats on having a wife that knows how to use vice grips.
She gives an insane hand job too.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64656 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Anyone else jump to a conclusion that was wrong?
You can't be serious. Here's somebody jumping to all kinds of ridiculously wrong conclusions.

massive list of wrong conclusions
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62959 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:12 pm to
The guy made A MILLION DOLLARS
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40510 posts
Posted on 9/12/25 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

Have secs with her.


quote:

We’ve been married for 44 years.



Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2280 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 12:08 am to
Just being picky but the tool is called vise grips
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90774 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 12:26 am to
You're already an a-hole. Why change now?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 12:28 am to
I get most of my exercise jumping to conclusions, running my mouth, and pushing my luck.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37829 posts
Posted on 9/13/25 at 12:34 am to
quote:

I went and put on my work vest
Pics?
quote:

We’ve been married for 44 years.
You should know the drill by now.

My wife will ask if I can fix random small gadgets around the house. I order a replacement from Amazon, throw away the broken item and then I tell her that I fixed it.
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