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How can they raise the prices of funerals and blame it on the cost of living?

Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:00 pm
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3392 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:00 pm
Have a great day OT.
This post was edited on 9/2/25 at 9:05 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:02 pm to
Funerals are for the living which costs more than it used to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72677 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:07 pm to
The Satanic Church is actually lowering prices.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
4932 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:13 pm to
Probably because the living produce the coffins/caskets, the vaults, the wardrobe the deceased is wearing, flowers, etc. shite is high…
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3392 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:14 pm to
It was a joke. Relax
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10680 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:37 pm to
I'm not having a funeral so the entire funeral industry can kiss my dead arse
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57986 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:37 pm to
Your body will be donated to science?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19114 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:51 pm to
I believe it’s actually called the “cost of dying”
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153764 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:07 pm to
Gravestones cheer the living dear, they're no use to the dead
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153764 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:14 pm to
I'm having a Viking funeral, where my body will be cremated and my ashes thrown in the eyes of that f@g Minnesota cheerleader
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
19842 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

I'm having a Viking funeral, where my body will be cremated and my ashes thrown in the eyes of that f@g Minnesota cheerleader

Tim Walz?
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28013 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 12:55 am to
Are you autistic?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27208 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:27 am to

My mom passed about 3 years ago, $5,500.00 for a casket that would be buried in a hole in the ground.

Fook these crooked MF’ers
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8242 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:44 am to
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$5,500.00 for a casket that would be buried in a hole in the ground.


Use a Folgers can next time
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27208 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:56 am to
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Use a Folgers can next time


Or a $500.00 pine box


There won't be a next time by the way (only one mom), we sent her to rest in the fancy casket.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19013 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 7:58 am to
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kiss my dead arse


That’s my kink.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10464 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:05 am to
Ill be okay w just a cloth sack and a hole.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19231 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:33 am to
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I'm not having a funeral so the entire funeral industry can kiss my dead arse



Same here. I told the wife if I die before her, I want to be cremated, don't want any kind of formal funeral and don't particularly care if she even puts an obituary in the paper. The people that care about me will know I'm dead.

Wait until spring, buy a few sacks of crawfish, a keg of good beer and have a boil in my honor so people can eat seafood, drink cold beer and tell lies about how much they liked me-----at least until the food and beer runs out.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19231 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 8:37 am to
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Your body will be donated to science?



My wife's father and older brother went that route. LSU Medical kept his body for damn near 3 years before cremating his remains and sending them back to the family. His ashes are still sitting on the mantle of my brother-in-law's house in Hammond.

He brother died earlier this year and it probably will be about the same timeline before his remains are returned to his wife.

My wife has expressed a desire to do the same, but arrangements need to be made prior to death for that to happen and so far she hasn't done so.
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