Active shooter scare at USCe. Was a man carrying an umbrella.

We are not a serious country anymore.

Better safe than sorry. If he had opened that thing inside he could have fricked everyone's luck for years.

Well he should be arrested. It was a sunny day. He could have poked an eye out if it opened accidentally

A. 85 year old man went to see his doctor and was bragging about getting his 25 year old wife pregnant. The doctor in an off handed way mentioned he had gone hunting last week. He saw a beaver near its dam but realized he had forgotten his rifle. He told the old man, so I lifted up my umbrella and said bang bang and the beaver toppled over. He then said how he saw a bullet hole in the beaver’s chest.

“No way” said the old man. “Someone else shot that beaver”. “That’s my opinion too”said the doctor.

Umbrelllas are not firearms.

Two freshmen females from NJ .... panicked.

They're going to have to rethink their emotional triggers living down here where we're all packing.

How could they mistake an umbrella for an AR? Lol

I think I heard him say the N word

Nobody needs an automatic umbrella.

dat racist !!!!

T’s America