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'Better not get up': Man chokes out pregnant woman in 'headlock' attack
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:27 am
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:27 am
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A Florida man was arrested last week for allegedly yanking a pregnant woman by the hair and choking her repeatedly "in a headlock fashion" after getting into an argument with the mom-to-be "over noodles and her attitude," cops say.
Jonathan Webster, 38, is charged with aggravated battery of a pregnant woman, domestic battery by strangulation, tampering with a witness, resisting an officer without violence, and being a fugitive from justice after he attempted to flee the scene of the Aug. 14 attack on foot, according to his arrest affidavit.
The victim told cops that she and Webster — who is currently on probation for manslaughter — allegedly got into a dispute in the kitchen of a Port Charlotte residence "they just moved to last week" with several others described as their "family," the affidavit says. The extent of their relationship is unclear.
"Victim advised this argument began over noodles and her attitude, which got heated," the affidavit alleges. "Victim advised Jonathan began pressing his fingers against her head in an angry manner while yelling. Jonathan then grabbed her hair and began pulling it, this was on both sides of her head. The rest of the family then began trying to separate them."

Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:30 am to NorthshoreTiger76
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Victim advised this argument began over noodles and her attitude,
Justified headlock, imho
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:31 am to NorthshoreTiger76
So they were fighting over a pack of $1.00 noodles. Bro dont play bout his ramen. I just know the woman was being greedy. Free him
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:33 am to NorthshoreTiger76
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The victim told cops that she and Webster — who is currently on probation for manslaughter —
I honestly have no sympathy for her. You can't drive on the bridge and complain about the tolls.
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:37 am to Liger43
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So they were fighting over a pack of $1.00 noodles
He was stressing about his upcoming Med School exam.
Did I do that right?
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:50 am to NorthshoreTiger76
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after getting into an argument with the mom-to-be "over noodles and her attitude,"
"I told you want that shite al dente!"
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:55 am to NorthshoreTiger76
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"over noodles and her attitude,"
Bet she will never serve them non-AlDente again. Don't frick with a man's noodles
This post was edited on 8/21/25 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 8/21/25 at 11:55 am to NorthshoreTiger76
Next : I'm a momma bear to a mixed race child who is my world. Her father is locked up but will be a part of her life. I'm ready to settle down with someone who can provide me the life i deserve.
Posted on 8/21/25 at 12:36 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
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choking her repeatedly "in a headlock fashion" after getting into an argument with the mom-to-be "over noodles and her attitude"
My mind went straight to Jesco

This post was edited on 8/21/25 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 8/21/25 at 12:38 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
He just dished out a serving of equality
Posted on 8/21/25 at 12:42 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
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who is currently on probation for manslaughter
Who the heck gets probation for killing someone?
Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:19 pm to idlewatcher
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Who the heck gets probation for killing someone?
Look at the perp and you'll figure it out.
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:25 pm to idlewatcher
quote:the fatiguers.
Who the heck gets probation for killing someone?
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:28 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Looks like the offspring of Diddy and Kevin Hart
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