For those that always say north of 1-10 isn’t Louisiana…

I originally posted this as a reply in the “Missing Louisiana” thread but wasn’t sure it would have the same impact of having its own thread, so here it is….

Y’all always say this shite like it is some insult to those of us that live in North Louisiana. Got news for you, it isn’t. Other than the food and fishing for red fish in the gulf, what is so great about south Louisiana that makes it better than North Louisiana. We have great fishing lakes and hunting spots up here also. I can cook the shite out of the same types of food in my kitchen that any coon arse can cook in his. And I don’t have to worry about freaking hurricanes or be affected quite as badly by the impacted insurance rates.
And don’t say the people. My wife grew up in Scott. She has people in Lafayette, Eunice, Mamou, Crowley, and Abbeville. Spent plenty of time around people from down south. While they may be friendly and fun to party with, I also find them to be generally less intelligent, drunks, and dishonest. You say Shreveport is a shite hole and you are right. But so is New Orleans and most of Baton Rouge. Every small town south of 1-10 looks just as poor and run down as any poor rundown town in Red River Parish.

Don’t get me wrong, I love going down there and visiting her family, love eating at some of the restaurants, love fishing the Gulf, and obviously love being in Tiger Stadium. But there isn’t anything so special down there that makes it any better than the things I do up here. Y’all need to get over yourselves. Most dudes in South Louisiana tend to be short. Maybe it’s just an inferiority complex you all have where you have to project so much. You know….small dick syndrome.