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Yankees (Warren) @ Rangers (Eovaldi) 7:05; Daddy’s home, THE JUDGE has been activated!

Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:06 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:06 pm
The New York Yankees called in the Avengers at the trade deadline, but the Avengers have been floundering. However, even the real Avengers would flounder without Captain America. But fear not! It’s finally morning in America: THE JUDGE is BACK!!! In a division still up for grabs, The Punisher returns in time to do what he does best: crank some massive DONGS! Punishment will be given and monster dongs will be jacked in every direction as THE JUDGE embarks once again on his LEGENDARY (shoutout to Shady Sanders) Triple Crown chase! He faces a tough task as the honorable team from Texas turns to Nasty Nate, but no one is safe from Punishment, and the Dong Parade begins anew!

Will Warren looks to Lion Up another dub for the Yankees, and THE JUDGE should have his back, cranking all night long with his bionic elbow (not illegal). HERE COMES THE JUDGE!!!

It feels like opening day all over again! First pitch at 7:05!
Posted by BasilFawlty
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2014
1273 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:21 pm to
Go away.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18729 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:23 pm to
Let’s go! I was there last night for the let down hopefully the Yanks bounce back tonight and go on a run.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5753 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:29 pm to
OMG here we go again
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9242 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:30 pm to
So when Judge isn’t playing you don’t post? The last week & half has been so relaxing.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:36 pm to
Gonna be DONG City in the Metroplex tonight. The Fish were lucky that they did not have to deal with the Punisher. But poor Texas, then Houston (this is gonna be fun!). DONG expected at 7:12 local time.
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
16312 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:45 pm to
Yankees going for their 5th loss in a row

Judge is now 4th in HRs & 5th in RBIs

Jerry in teh mud
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101957 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:54 pm to
Holy shite you didn't post at all during Judges IL stint.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216143 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:08 pm to
And now he is gonna double up on his foolishness..
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
36980 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Holy shite you didn't post at all during Judges IL stint


I am pretty sure it was a10 day ban. Which wildly happened to line up with Judge being hurt.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5753 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:35 pm to
Judge won’t do shite. He’s not coming back the same player he was.
Posted by onepiecemayne
Member since Nov 2023
893 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:42 pm to
Boone is getting canned at the end of the year. Yankees are trash and have zero pitching. Lineup is terrible too.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:00 pm to
Being a hater is not a good look. THE JUDGE will continue to be Great while losers who pray on his downfall continue to wallow in their sad lives. ALL RISE!!!
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15068 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:02 pm to
The battle of the Boone brothers.

Aaron is getting desperate to hang onto his job, and his revamped bullpen is a mess.

Meanwhile, the Rangers are desperately hoping Bret Boone can revive their bats. He’s made some progress lately. If he succeeds through the rest of season, then Rangers make the playoffs, probably at the expense of the Yankees.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:10 pm to
I’m a closet Rangers fan. Always loved going to the old Ballpark. I haven’t been to the new one yet, but I’ve been to Texas Live and it was a great time. I like seeing the Rangers succeed and I hope they make the postseason, just not at the expense of the Yankees!

THE JUDGE batting third and DHing, Dominguez in the 7 hole.

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Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79277 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

Will Warren looks to Lion Up another dub for the Yankees, and THE JUDGE should have his back, cranking all night long with his bionic elbow (not illegal). HERE COMES THE JUDGE!!!


He ain't gonna have sex with you. Might as well quit simping.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7567 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:05 pm to
Play ball!

THE JUDGE down on strikes, just getting warmed up. The Bionic Elbow will not be denied!
This post was edited on 8/5/25 at 7:17 pm
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45159 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:26 pm to
Judge rubbed some vagisil on his elbow?
Posted by GeauxPanthers2
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Dec 2024
1354 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:28 pm to
Judge about to go 0-4 with 2 K's and a walk
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5753 posts
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:45 pm to
Judge looking weak AF, where is Jerry?
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