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Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32833 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:25 pm
The Blue Collar Comedy guys used to do this bit to close their show. Simple 1 liners that expressed their worldview in the form of simple truths.


So what are some of your personal "I believe" convictions ?

I'll start: I believe that if you can eat it with a spoon, it's not truly a "salad'...
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19233 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:28 pm to

I believe it's not chics with d*cks, but dudes with boobs.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37432 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:30 pm to
I believe you’re a fricking nerd
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20805 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:33 pm to
I believe the blue collar comedy guys were gay
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3358 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:35 pm to
I believe I can fly
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
2595 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:39 pm to
I’ll fight you for saying that!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73086 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:41 pm to
They call me "Tater Salad".
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32833 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

I believe you’re a fricking nerd


You wouldn't be wrong.
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
6026 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:47 pm to
I believe Sydney Sweeney has great jeans
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 1:48 pm to
I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people.
Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 3:01 pm to
I believe that was no funny at all.
Posted by TheGooner
Baton Rouwage
Member since Jul 2016
1211 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 3:16 pm to
I believe Sydney Sweeney has great genes.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6456 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 3:18 pm to
I believe in a thing called love. Just listen to the rhythm of my heart.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22816 posts
Posted on 7/29/25 at 3:36 pm to
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
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