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Imagine losing your CDL because you couldn’t read The Cat in the Hat…

Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:28 pm
Posted by LookSquirrel
Old Millville
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:28 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:29 pm to
Good.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10672 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:34 pm to
It certainly explains why lots of truck drivers drive like they have no idea what they are doing or where they are going
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:40 pm to


Don't you have to read to get a CDL???
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103078 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:41 pm to
If they can’t read Dr Seuss, how can they read a lot lizard’s rate sheet?
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8192 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:47 pm to
And OP is assuming this is real because?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:49 pm to
El Gato Ensombrerado
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Don't you have to read to get a CDL???


No shite. I’ve known some dumb asses that had a CDL but at least I think they could read.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
8979 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

And OP is assuming this is real because?


It could be. Some states allow you to take the written portion of the CDL in Spanish. However, you must be able to read English signs and must be able to communicate and take directions in English.

So this person could have literally passed the CDL in his state, had the license, but it be deemed invalid if he can’t communicate in English.

quote:

FMCSA regulations provide that a driver unable to sufficiently read or speak English or understand highway traffic signs and signals is not qualified to operate a commercial motor vehicle. However, in 2016, the Obama administration directed inspectors not to place CMV drivers out-of-service for such violations. The failure to adequately enforce driver qualification standards poses serious safety concerns and increases the likelihood of a crash.
Dot.gov
This post was edited on 7/10/25 at 8:03 pm
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:05 pm to
You guys laugh, but half of Dr Suess's words aren't even English.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Imagine losing your CDL because you couldn’t read The Cat in the Hat…



Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2680 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:13 pm to
That's fricking retarded. We have truck drivers reading Dr. Suess in order to keep their CDL now?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76464 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

Don't you have to read to get a CDL???
Prior to this presidency, the requirements were changed and I don’t think you had to be able to read English.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25160 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:34 pm to
This did not happen.
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4044 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:37 pm to
Illiteracy makes our country stronger or something.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2696 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:38 pm to
Had an incident with a truck driver who couldn’t speak English a while back. Guy spoke Russian. We had to get the Google translate out and it was still pretty bad. Called his dispatch. Broken English at best.

Huge pain in the arse. He lived on PA. No idea how he got a drivers license.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
27937 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 8:39 pm to
I deposed a truck driver that killed a 20 yo ULM student on I20.

He was legally blind. Got his CDL in Parchman, that’s the state penitentiary in Miss.
Posted by Downeast12
Member since Jun 2022
876 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 9:07 pm to
Overall, I believe about 1% of what I see on Twitter nowadays.

That rate drops to 0% if the person posting it has a bunch of emojis next to their name.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78684 posts
Posted on 7/10/25 at 9:10 pm to
If you can't read you're out of luck
You must not drive this great big truck
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