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Has anyone ever opened a bag of Goldfish without tearing it up?
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:21 pm
If so, please post a video of this so I can learn.
Thanks in advance.
ETA- I mean tearing up the bag trying to open it. Not binge eating the crackers.
Thanks in advance.
ETA- I mean tearing up the bag trying to open it. Not binge eating the crackers.
This post was edited on 7/11/25 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 7/10/25 at 6:46 pm to deeprig9
It’s not possible. Just accept it
Posted on 7/10/25 at 7:38 pm to deeprig9
Those Old Bay Goldfish got what was coming to them.
Posted on 7/10/25 at 10:56 pm to deeprig9
Of course. Who even likes those? I don't get the urge to binge on that.
It's not like it's grapes or cherry tomatoes - those are irresistible.
It's not like it's grapes or cherry tomatoes - those are irresistible.
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:08 am to deeprig9
They are called "scissors". Cut the top of the bag, pour out what is needed, fold the top of the bag over and use a clip to hold it closed.
If you find that too hard to accomplish, simply pour the rest of the bags contents into a Zip-Lock bag.
If you find that too hard to accomplish, simply pour the rest of the bags contents into a Zip-Lock bag.
Posted on 7/11/25 at 2:00 pm to deeprig9
Hot take: I don't like Goldfish or Cheez-Its.
Posted on 7/11/25 at 2:48 pm to gumbo2176
quote:
They are called "scissors". Cut the top of the bag, pour out what is needed, fold the top of the bag over and use a clip to hold it closed.
If you find that too hard to accomplish, simply pour the rest of the bags contents into a Zip-Lock bag.
Wait. Now I'm second guessing whether I interpreted it correctly. I thought OP meant tearing it up like.. eating the entire thing. Now I'm wondering if he literally meant tearing the bag.
This post was edited on 7/11/25 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 7/11/25 at 3:40 pm to LouisianaLady
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Can't tell if kidding or not.
Wait. Now I'm second guessing whether I interpreted it correctly. I thought OP meant tearing it up like.. eating the entire thing. Now I'm wondering if he literally meant tearing the bag.
My job here is done......................Got em second guessing......
Posted on 7/11/25 at 5:24 pm to LouisianaLady
I meant literally opening the bag.
Posted on 7/12/25 at 9:02 am to deeprig9
All the time. Just unfold, popping the adhesive spots as you go. Refolds fine. A little patience is required, admittedly.
My kids have probably opened hundreds of bags in their lifetime and rarely tear them up.
Just bought our first Old Bay flavored. Excellent.
My kids have probably opened hundreds of bags in their lifetime and rarely tear them up.
Just bought our first Old Bay flavored. Excellent.
Posted on 7/12/25 at 3:53 pm to Sugarbaker
I saw a bag of spicy dill pickle goldfish at the store yesterday. That seems like it would either be really good or horrendously vile.
Posted on 7/13/25 at 6:53 pm to Indefatigable
New limited edition “Awesome Sauce” flavor is legit. Tastes like Chik fila sauce.
Posted on 7/13/25 at 10:00 pm to deeprig9
quote:Of course. What's so attractive about them? Just taste like salt.
Has anyone ever opened a bag of Goldfish without tearing it up?
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