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It's counterintuitive that women don't get sandpaper thighs
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:11 pm
Didn't have any Lotrimin AF anywhere in my work truck the other day. It's been hotter than hell here and sandpaper thigh kicked in. I almost started crying walking from my driveway to my house. Unbearable pain. Laid down in the bed in gynecologist position and put a fan between my thighs.
While laying there holding my nuts with my legs in the air, I began wondering why women don't get sandpaper thighs. Women's legs are more likely to rub together and women sweat too. It doesn't seem fair. But then again life isn't fair.
While laying there holding my nuts with my legs in the air, I began wondering why women don't get sandpaper thighs. Women's legs are more likely to rub together and women sweat too. It doesn't seem fair. But then again life isn't fair.
This post was edited on 6/28/25 at 8:13 pm
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Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:12 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Man WTF?!?!
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:13 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Laid down in the bed in gynecologist position and put a fan between my thighs.
Pics?
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:14 pm to Rouge
goGurts or snak-paks?
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:14 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
How big of an ole boy are you?
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:15 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
File this one under "big back problems"
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:16 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
You didn't say anything about a shower. If not, what you did is disgusting.
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:20 pm to aTmTexas Dillo
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You didn't say anything about a shower. If not, what you did is disgusting.
I went straight for the fan and then took a shower.
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:23 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Shave ya legs like ladies do, cuts down on friction. 
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:23 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
You gotta get some moisture wicking boxer briefs, hoss... look at Bamboo Cool on Amazon
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:29 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Woah buddy!
Should have left this one in the drafts.
Should have left this one in the drafts.
This post was edited on 6/28/25 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:30 pm to SallysHuman
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Shave ya legs like ladies do, cuts down on friction.
just the opposite, body hair is meant to reduce friction
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:31 pm to jclem11
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Woah buddy! Should have left this on in the drafts.
I'm thankful he didn't.. up til just now I thought he was a girl, given the username.
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:32 pm to 777Tiger
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just the opposite, body hair is meant to reduce friction
Poster is a dude... ladies don't typically have this problem. Me thinks dampness and hair create friction.
Also... pro cyclers and swimmers are known for shaving body hair for friction based reasons.
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:35 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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It's been hotter than hell here and sandpaper thigh kicked in. I almost started crying walking from my driveway to my house. Unbearable pain. Laid down in the bed in gynecologist position and put a fan between my thighs.
Sounds like you need to loose some weight.
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:35 pm to SallysHuman
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pro cyclers and swimmers are known for shaving body hair for friction based reasons.
friction coefficient, that's different
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ladies don't typically have this problem. Me thinks dampness and hair create friction.
body hair is a natural "lubricant" and women sweat about 40% less than men, I like my woman "groomed" but I think old baw is just a bit obese
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:36 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Are you fat or do you not skip leg day?
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:37 pm to 777Tiger
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friction coefficient, that's different
I'm lost on this...
I'm chonky and my milky thighs are smooth as silk.
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:38 pm to SallysHuman
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my milky thighs are smooth as silk.
keep up the good work 
Posted on 6/28/25 at 8:38 pm to SallysHuman
He's a pilot. He knows aerodynamics.
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