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Breaking News! Livys lettuce stolen!

Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Blabbbyblub321
Member since Jun 2025
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Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:37 pm
?? Breaking News: Livy Dunne’s Infamous “Foot Lettuce” Stolen from Museum of Fine Feet in Baton Rouge
By Caroline St. James | Baton Rouge Chronicle | June 25, 2025

Baton Rouge, LA — In an audacious late-night heist that has shocked foot connoisseurs and internet historians alike, the infamous “Foot Lettuce” once belonging to social media sensation Livy Dunne has been stolen from the Museum of Fine Feet in downtown Baton Rouge.

Authorities were called to the scene early Wednesday morning after the museum’s silent alarm system was triggered at approximately 2:47 a.m. Upon arrival, security staff discovered the protective glass casing around the Foot Lettuce exhibit had been shattered. The lettuce, preserved since its viral debut in 2023, was gone without a trace.

“We’re treating this as a high-profile art theft,” said Detective Raymond Cormier of the Baton Rouge Police Department. “This wasn’t some random act of vandalism — this was targeted. The thief knew exactly what they wanted.”

The “Foot Lettuce” exhibit, formally titled #15: Somebody Once Left Lettuce in My Shoe, became an unexpected cultural artifact following Livy Dunne’s now-legendary TikTok in which she discovered a romaine leaf wedged mysteriously between her toes after a gymnastics meet. The clip, originally posted as a joke, sparked an avalanche of memes, think-pieces, and eventually, a bidding war among collectors of online ephemera. The lettuce was acquired and cryogenically preserved by the Museum of Fine Feet in 2024 for a reported $142,000.

“It’s not just a piece of lettuce,” said curator Dr. Heather Mancuso. “It’s a moment frozen in time — a bizarre, beautiful relic of Gen Z internet culture. And now it’s gone.”

Surveillance footage, which authorities have not yet released to the public, reportedly shows a masked individual dressed in a novelty Crocs costume scaling the museum’s eastern fire escape. Officials believe the suspect may have ties to the shadowy online collective known as “The Bunion Ring,” a group notorious for stealing and reselling rare foot-related artifacts on the dark web.

The museum has announced it will remain closed until further notice. Meanwhile, the public is urged to be on the lookout for any signs of the lettuce, described as “approximately four inches long, slightly wilted, and encased in a Lucite pod.”

Livy Dunne herself posted a statement on Instagram early this morning:

“Y’all. Who would steal my FOOT LETTUCE?? That’s sick. Bring her back. ??????”

The Baton Rouge Police Department is offering a $5,000 reward for any information leading to the recovery of the lettuce or the apprehension of the individual(s) involved.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
49821 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:38 pm to
This is super weird
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
774 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
What the frick is going on in here
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5648 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
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The Baton Rouge Police Department is offering a $5,000 reward for any information leading to the recovery of the lettuce or the apprehension of the individual(s) involved.


I'd start with that cat that wanted to put Tony's on her toes.

ETA - see it is OP.
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 1:41 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15286 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
2002 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
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This is super weird


Hold on. Let's see where he's going with this...
Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2689 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
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The Baton Rouge Police Department is offering a $5,000 reward for any information leading to the recovery of the lettuce or the apprehension of the individual(s) involved.
start with the posters who talk about feet
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56594 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
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The Baton Rouge Police Department is offering a $5,000 reward for any information leading to the recovery of the lettuce or the apprehension of the individual(s) involved.


I emailed them list of usernames from here. I expect my reward by Thursday.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21751 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
She set off some kind of schizo incel sleeper cell with that gooner post, huh?
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:40 pm to
Guaranteed the thief posts here, usually @ 3am
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
58353 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:42 pm to
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Museum of Fine Feet in Baton Rouge


This is where PEEJ works
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24386 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:42 pm to
Is this an attempt to be funny?
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
8230 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:46 pm to
Just when I thought she couldn't be more overrated.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88038 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:48 pm to
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This is super weird


wonder how this dude is able to post while wearing a straight jacket?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94666 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:49 pm to
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Hold on. Let's see where he's going with this...


Meh. I RA'd.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40479 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:52 pm to
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What the frick is going on in here
another alter doing alter things
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38790 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:52 pm to
Chicken

End this account
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32622 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:54 pm to
Hard to believe this is a real article
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15649 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:54 pm to
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Infamous


I wish people would use this word correctly....
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15575 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 1:54 pm to
You people are weird.
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