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Worst movie quotes of all time.

Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:10 pm
Posted by Revorising
Member since Jan 2013
1014 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:10 pm
“You think I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order?"

Mark Hamil played by Luke Skywalker.

What is yours?
This post was edited on 6/1/25 at 9:19 pm
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10754 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:14 pm to
That’s not even by far the worst in all of Star Wars. And this coming from someone who blames the movie that quote is from for ruining all of Star Wars.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
41534 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

“You think I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order?"


quote:

Mark Hamil played by Luke Skywalker.


Wut???



That was JAKE Skywalker, played by Mark Hamill.

Dorkus.

Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20377 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16742 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:04 pm to
The vanilla ice quote will always be the worst. I don’t even need to say it. Everyone knows it.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
41534 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:08 pm to
I'll do you one better...




Child has never flown anything in his life, but randomly can push some buttons on a starfighter he's never seen before and decides 'spinning' is a good trick.

Why? Don't know
How? Who cares.

Never mind he's most certainly too small to reach the controls... but then again, we got space horsies galloping on a star destroyer, so what does it even matter?


Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
954 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58507 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

“You are so beautiful.”
“It’s only because I’m so in love.”
“No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.”
“So love has blinded you?”


Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30056 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76464 posts
Posted on 6/1/25 at 11:47 pm to
“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.”
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
41874 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 12:38 am to
Yeah that was terrible. I was waiting for a witty punchline but, nah.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19699 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 1:19 am to
Mortal Kombat Annihilation

quote:

Kitana: Mother! You're alive!

Sindel: Too bad *you*... will DIE!


Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22000 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:43 am to

Yonder lies da castle of my faddah!

"Judy, Judy, Judy"

Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3958 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 6:58 am to
Hey dad, wanna have a catch.
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
24352 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 7:00 am to
Not a movie but the "I'm gonna be a dad" line in The Last of Us season 2 may be the most retarded line ever uttered in movie/TV media
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
81578 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 7:15 am to
Cringe, to be sure, but not even the worst quote from THAT MOVIE

Posted by dingle
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
487 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 7:16 am to
"Raptors got a new alpha"
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155231 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 7:27 am to
quote:

Hey dad, wanna have a catch.



Although I have always hated the phrasing of that quote.






It's been mentioned, but this was mine when I first saw the thread:







And of course, the GOAT:



This post was edited on 6/2/25 at 10:58 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
68878 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 7:34 am to
"Its your BBQ Cyrus man and it tastes real good"


I wanna kill myself every time I saw that. Its like they left that line and the way he delivered it in there to just frick with everybody.


Horible


Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
7956 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 8:34 am to
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