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Presser: "Elon how did you get the black eye" Elon, I was not in France

Posted on 5/30/25 at 3:34 pm
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
18725 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 3:34 pm
He was in the oval office for a presser with Trump for his "going away". He was asked about a black mark on his eye and his reference to France was regarding Macron getting smacked around by his wife.

The man just thinks differently
Posted by Stonehenge
Wakulla Springs
Member since Dec 2014
2491 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:10 pm to
He was probably punched by Steven Miller for banging his wife.
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2497 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:14 pm to
Elon said X gave it to him. Trump said X could do it and he hadn't noticed it.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28227 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:15 pm to
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He was probably punched by Steven Miller for banging his wife.


Wait, Steven Miller is married? to a woman?
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2497 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by roll to victory
Hoover, AL
Member since Aug 2018
1561 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:00 pm to
Yeah right his 5 yr old kid gave him that shiner??,lol!!

Somebody popped him really good, maybe he & Trump got in a little tussle? It sure as hell wasn't a 5 yr old
Posted by mwade91383
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2010
7171 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:09 pm to
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Of all the things that did not happen, this is way up there…..
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
8193 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:22 pm to
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mwade91383


Neither you nor the other piece of shite have any special insight into knowing that.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
8193 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:22 pm to
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quote:
He was probably punched by Steven Miller for banging his wife.


Wait, Steven Miller is married? to a woman?


We have a leftist bitch tag team!!!
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
8673 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:29 pm to
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Yeah right his 5 yr old kid gave him that shiner??,lol!!



I certainly believe it is possible and plausible. My 4 year old grandson jumped in my lap and crushed my family jewels once. Yeah, it hurt. And another 3 year old hit my knee with a plastic vacuum cleaner extension pipe less than a week after I had ACL replacement and meniscus removal surgery. Yeah, that hurt, too. Little kids can certainly pack a wallop under the right conditions.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9279 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:29 pm to
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He was probably punched by Steven Miller for banging his wife.


Oh man that’s just a complete character killer right there even if it’s true isn’t it?


lol at the soy boys in this thread attempting zingers like this after they voted for, and would have again voted for a fricking creep that regularly showered with his own teenage daughter.

You sick MF’s have zero shame
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
93396 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:33 pm to
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Wait, Steven Miller is married? to a woman?


Shes actually not bad. Post the walrus that was lucky enough to lock you down
Posted by mwade91383
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2010
7171 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:35 pm to
I know enough not to trust someone clearly on too many drugs.

Watch the video if you haven’t seen it yet.

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Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30946 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:37 pm to
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Yeah right his 5 yr old kid gave him that shiner??,lol!!

Let my 4 yo grandson smoke you in the orbit and get back to me. I let him punch me in the stomach to see if he's getting stronger and he leaves bruises now. I'm 51 and no blood thinners.

Not to mention when they chunk some shite at you. I had to put 3 staples in my eyebrow to stop the bleeding after he got me point blank with a toy. Little shits are dangerous.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9279 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:39 pm to
That’s been debunked, it’s a cheap fake video.


That’s good enough right?


Right, I thought so. Glad we got that cleared up.
Posted by mwade91383
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2010
7171 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 9:39 pm to
Debunked by who, how so?
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88036 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 10:49 pm to
he probably was fricked up on drugs, started to piss himself and then smacked his face on a table or something.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133358 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:25 pm to
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Of all the things that did not happen, this is way up there…..


Literally happened with one of my kids even younger than that.

It can and does happen
Posted by Nikki_T
Newport Beach
Member since Feb 2021
663 posts
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:53 pm to
Elon is so fertile, he could probably impregnate a woman by merely rubbing up against her.


Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
63729 posts
Posted on 5/31/25 at 1:52 am to
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Yeah right his 5 yr old kid gave him that shiner??,lol!!


I haven't a clue how it happened but I do know you have never had a 5 year old
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