Home plate umpire Brandon Cooper was fired by minor league baseball and sued them

Well there you go. He sucks

Claims he was sexually harassed by a female umpire

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“I wanted my umpiring and ability to speak for itself and not to be labeled as ‘Brandon Cooper the bisexual umpire,’” he told Outsports. “I didn’t want to be labeled as something. It has been a passion of mine to simply make it to the Major Leagues.”

But that didn’t happen. Instead of being promoted, he was fired. 

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He gets no pussy, clearly.

And the SEC was like "this is our guy. We can have him over some of the biggest matchups in our league".


It's time for the SEC to realize they have a great opportunity to grow since NIL is helping keep some of the best high school players in college. They need to take it seriously and hire umpires that are worth a frick and get rid of clowns like this guy.

So he's got a big fake arse complex too.

Now that this information is out there on this guy, he is going to get destroyed by fans in the stands

So we don’t need robo-umps, just better umpires

No such thing as bi. You either suck dick or you don’t.

His strike zone varied greatly depending on which team was batting

Huh, didn't expect that, he actually does suck cock