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crawfish bros, what is going on with this boil?

Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:23 am
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:23 am
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26069 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:28 am to
A lot is wrong with that video but my number one is

Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11565 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:28 am to
Magnum “sy-trate”. It’s “Cit-rate” stupid yankee.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138257 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:30 am to
i never dust crawfish but will very lightly dust shrimp if doing a shrimp boil.

but I'm also from way up north near alexandria.
Posted by BilbeauTBaggins
probably stuck in traffic
Member since May 2021
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Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:31 am to
The shoutout to the Astros is arguably the worst part.
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
11205 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:38 am to
quote:

The shoutout to the Astros is arguably the worst part.


what a very homoerotic thing to say
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32444 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 12:53 am to
Never seen so many vegetables in a boil.

Eta that’s a shite ton of liquid boil. Hopefully it’s not concentrated.
This post was edited on 5/10/25 at 12:56 am
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
16063 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 1:12 am to
Way too much water to begin with. Just way too much shite in the boil as well. Is this a crawfish boil or what?
It’s just not all necessary to boil excellent crawfish.
Also, no mention of cooking times which is the most important part. It seems like every crawfish boil I’ve been to where I wasn’t boiling them the crawfish were cooked to pieces and impossible to peel and eat.
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
28566 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 1:19 am to
I completely understand gatekeeping food and do it all the time, but I will tell you exactly what is wrong with their boil... nothing if they like it.


I will say that is what I consider an odd boil.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8213 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 2:09 am to
What a dog shite crawfish boil. They would get laughed out of town in South Louisiana.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46846 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 2:23 am to
Why are the men letting the women do it
Posted by SallysHuman
With Sally
Member since Jan 2025
3302 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 2:23 am to
Why she clean dem mudbugs but leave the scrimp "unwashed"?

I never thought to give laxative to my crustacean friends back when I used to eat them.

Why are her mushrooms dirty but her green beans are clean?

I also never once ate the green beans back when I ate the crawdads...

I don't boil crawfish but that whole arse video was oddly disturbing.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138257 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 2:30 am to
quote:

Why are the men letting the women do it


i think she is doing the voice over.

i've never heard of putting cheese ravioli in a crawfish boil. but I may try that next time for one of the kids that doesn't like crawfish.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
58794 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 2:41 am to
Something tells me everyone who ate at that boil had the shits.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9541 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 4:51 am to
Not close to the way I do it and who let the woman run the boil? Trying to do way too much imo ,but hey if they like it, good for them. I can't imagine that would be good ,but again if they like it.
This post was edited on 5/10/25 at 4:54 am
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10227 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:00 am to
Mag Citrate is a very strong stimulant laxative for humans. This video is so stupid it has to be satirical. There's no way someone is that stupid
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
19334 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:04 am to
Cooking crawfish is a simple process. You can tweak it here or there, but the basics to a good boil are exactly the same for everybody.

Social media has these do gooder types trying to reinvent the wheel. Crawfish is heading the way of BBQ and Smoking meats.
Posted by Twincam
Member since Nov 2021
867 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:41 am to
This has to be a joke... I had to laugh with the laxative.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16236 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 5:46 am to
Exactly. My dad drinks this shite if he is really backed up. You better hope the toilet is close.

I wouldn’t let anyone I know eat that crawfish.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86893 posts
Posted on 5/10/25 at 6:02 am to
I’m going to try the magnesium citrate tip a little later today at mine. Will report back (if I don’t end up in jail as a result).

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