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DAT 5/9: Reds (Martinez) @ Astros (The Hunter) 7:10 CT

Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:25 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:25 pm


Credit for Jwho bringing up this meme in the last DAT because:

1) It is obviously funny
2) It is obviously very accurate

Not sure if the boys will win or lose tonight, but you can GAR-RON-TEE that the game following tonight will have the exact opposite result. All thanks to FOJE.

So forgive me if I milk my previous DAT thread victory for all its worth since I don't get too many of those.
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
6416 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:39 pm to
Reds have played 14 games in 14 days, and their bullpen is decimated according to my old boss who is a die-hard Reds fan. Having that knowledge, it's only fitting to predict that we will find a way to lose the series. Somehow their organization has swept us in 3 consecutive series
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105718 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

GAR-RON-TEE


No call for this kind of language
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
2276 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Jose Altuve has crossed the minimum throws threshold to rank him in arm strength. He ranks last in MLB among outfielders with an average velocity of 79.1 MPH.


And he’s not even close to the guy in second to last. I’d love to say this move is affecting his hitting, but we’ve seen him slump like this for weeks at a time before.
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
6416 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:21 pm to
Wesneski to the IL with right elbow discomfort. I mentioned last week I thought this was why they were holding him out of the White Sox series
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12494 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

GAR-RON-TEE No call for this kind of language


I’ll translate for those of you that are not menacing drunkards.

GAR-RON-TEE == Bet.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12494 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Jose Altuve has crossed the minimum throws threshold to rank him in arm strength.


Who gives a shite how weak his throws won’t be when he takes a terrible route to the ball?
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
6416 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:42 pm to
Cocksuck remains at the 4-hole and Brendan Rodgers is our DH tonight while Dubon plays 2B. Lord have mercy

Peña SS
Altuve LF
Paredes 3B
Cocksuck 1B
Diaz C
Meyers CF
Dezenzo RF
Rodgers DH
Dubon 2B

Brown RHP
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105718 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:55 pm to
Should have chas in LF and 27 DH
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
2276 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Should have chas in LF and 27 DH


If only

ETA:

quote:

Cristian Javier threw 15 pitches off the mound today in West Palm Beach, Joe Espada said. It's his first time throwing off a mound since Tommy John surgery. Long, long, long way to go, but a milestone nonetheless.
This post was edited on 5/9/25 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
80783 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

right elbow discomfort


I hope his TJ surgery goes well.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12494 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

I hope his TJ surgery goes well.


Maybe he can loan his knees and backbone to Finnack Whistler.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4437 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 5:39 pm to
Reds are either going to win or lose this in spectacular fashion.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
117261 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 6:18 pm to
Is JP France still alive?
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99845 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:07 pm to



Gentlemen.
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
7619 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
14519 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:18 pm to
Shoulder surgery. Probably be back in the late summer.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
14519 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:19 pm to
Pena what the frick.
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
7619 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:19 pm to
Peña channeling his best Altuve.
Posted by Uncle Mike23
Member since May 2024
2276 posts
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:20 pm to
Good lord, Peña.
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