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DAT 5/9: Reds (Martinez) @ Astros (The Hunter) 7:10 CT
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:25 pm

Credit for Jwho bringing up this meme in the last DAT because:
1) It is obviously funny
2) It is obviously very accurate
Not sure if the boys will win or lose tonight, but you can GAR-RON-TEE that the game following tonight will have the exact opposite result. All thanks to FOJE.
So forgive me if I milk my previous DAT thread victory for all its worth since I don't get too many of those.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:39 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
Reds have played 14 games in 14 days, and their bullpen is decimated according to my old boss who is a die-hard Reds fan. Having that knowledge, it's only fitting to predict that we will find a way to lose the series. Somehow their organization has swept us in 3 consecutive series
Posted on 5/9/25 at 12:49 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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GAR-RON-TEE
No call for this kind of language
Posted on 5/9/25 at 2:10 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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Jose Altuve has crossed the minimum throws threshold to rank him in arm strength. He ranks last in MLB among outfielders with an average velocity of 79.1 MPH.
And he’s not even close to the guy in second to last. I’d love to say this move is affecting his hitting, but we’ve seen him slump like this for weeks at a time before.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:21 pm to Uncle Mike23
Wesneski to the IL with right elbow discomfort. I mentioned last week I thought this was why they were holding him out of the White Sox series
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:28 pm to Tiger Ryno
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GAR-RON-TEE No call for this kind of language
I’ll translate for those of you that are not menacing drunkards.
GAR-RON-TEE == Bet.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:30 pm to Uncle Mike23
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Jose Altuve has crossed the minimum throws threshold to rank him in arm strength.
Who gives a shite how weak his throws won’t be when he takes a terrible route to the ball?
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:42 pm to Floating Change Up
Cocksuck remains at the 4-hole and Brendan Rodgers is our DH tonight while Dubon plays 2B. Lord have mercy
Peña SS
Altuve LF
Paredes 3B
Cocksuck 1B
Diaz C
Meyers CF
Dezenzo RF
Rodgers DH
Dubon 2B
Brown RHP
Peña SS
Altuve LF
Paredes 3B
Cocksuck 1B
Diaz C
Meyers CF
Dezenzo RF
Rodgers DH
Dubon 2B
Brown RHP
Posted on 5/9/25 at 3:55 pm to DalenSA
Should have chas in LF and 27 DH
Posted on 5/9/25 at 4:28 pm to Tiger Ryno
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Should have chas in LF and 27 DH
If only
ETA:
quote:
Cristian Javier threw 15 pitches off the mound today in West Palm Beach, Joe Espada said. It's his first time throwing off a mound since Tommy John surgery. Long, long, long way to go, but a milestone nonetheless.
This post was edited on 5/9/25 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 5/9/25 at 5:21 pm to DalenSA
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right elbow discomfort
I hope his TJ surgery goes well.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 5:30 pm to Jwho77
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I hope his TJ surgery goes well.
Maybe he can loan his knees and backbone to Finnack Whistler.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 5:39 pm to Tiger Ryno
Reds are either going to win or lose this in spectacular fashion.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 6:18 pm to Uncle Mike23
Is JP France still alive?
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:18 pm to NIH
Shoulder surgery. Probably be back in the late summer.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:19 pm to Horsemeat
Peña channeling his best Altuve.
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