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Why do women hate farts so much? They are hilarious but women get way too upset
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:19 am
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:19 am
Zero fun. Zero sense of humor.
Dudes will laugh at them all their lives and have a great time. women get all upset by them.
Anyway...back to farting.
Dudes will laugh at them all their lives and have a great time. women get all upset by them.
Anyway...back to farting.
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Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:30 am to sidewalkside
Keep locker room humor amongst the fellas.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:31 am to sidewalkside
Gentle reminder that every gal farts and shits too. 
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:33 am to jdd48
Burping amd farting are.major no no's in my house...or maybe I should say her house. Even if I'm taking a dump and she hears a fart she let's me know about it.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:41 am to TSS4LSU
It's certainly not polite but it is funny. I guess it depends on the woman. Some might think it's funny too
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:43 am to sidewalkside
Agree they can be funny but i honestly don’t want to smell someone else’s shite
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:47 am to Fat and Happy
quote:I’ve often thought what if shite didn’t stink and it was a neutral smell like water. In which ways would life be different?
Agree they can be funny but i honestly don’t want to smell someone else’s shite
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:49 am to sidewalkside
It's fricking gross.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:50 am to sidewalkside
Some women like to rip arse with folks
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:50 am to sidewalkside
When you smell something, that means that you are inhaling particles from the source of the odor. So when you smell a fart, you are breathing in particles that came from someone's arse.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:56 am to Landmass
quote:Not particles, molecules such as methyl sulfides.
When you smell something, that means that you are inhaling particles from the source of the odor
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:58 am to sidewalkside
If a chick rips a huge fart in front of you, she's likely pretty cool.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:59 am to sidewalkside
Oh, another anti woman thread by
Surprise, surprise
It’s apparent you don’t know any women
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sidewalkside
Surprise, surprise
It’s apparent you don’t know any women
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:59 am to TSS4LSU
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Even if I'm taking a dump and she hears a fart she let's me know about it.
I found this to be funny as hell, for some reason!
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:02 pm to Landmass
quote:Thanks for ruining it.
When you smell something, that means that you are inhaling particles from the source of the odor. So when you smell a fart, you are breathing in particles that came from someone's arse.
You must be fun at parties.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:12 pm to 214
How did the particles make it through my underwear and pants across the room through the other wall to your nose?
I doubt there are shite particles by the time it gets to you
Got to love beans, though
I doubt there are shite particles by the time it gets to you
Got to love beans, though
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:14 pm to GreenRockTiger
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I doubt there are shite particles by the time it gets to you
Flatulence is funny
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:17 pm to sidewalkside
You need to be banned for your attention seeking behavior.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:19 pm to Landmass
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When you smell something, that means that you are inhaling particles from the source of the odor. So when you smell a fart, you are breathing in particles that came from someone's arse.
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The smell comes from indoles and hydrogen sulfide and other gasses. These are in "solution" in the poop, but when it's out of your body those gasses prefer to volatilize (move from liquid to gas phase) and get into the air where you can breathe and smell them.
These smelly gasses are just single molecules: far, far too small to have particulates or even germs on them.
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No, farts do not contain poop particles. Farts are primarily composed of gases produced by bacteria in the digestive tract, such as methane, hydrogen sulfide, and carbon dioxide. These gases are expelled from the body through the anus and do not carry any solid fecal material with them.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:20 pm to sidewalkside
My wife is like this which is why I’m training the kids to play turtle.
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