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When people forget their keys
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:06 pm
And come back 30 seconds later "I wouldn't get far without those nyuck nyuck nyuck!"
Don't do that. Don't be that guy.
That is all.
Don't do that. Don't be that guy.
That is all.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:08 pm to deeprig9
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When people forget their keys

Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:09 pm to deeprig9
Basically a dad saying
Similar to something not having a price tag so you say “must be free! Haha”
Similar to something not having a price tag so you say “must be free! Haha”
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:10 pm to Cosmo
"Nice to meet you, hungry. I'm dad!"
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:11 pm to Cosmo
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Similar to something not having a price tag so you say “must be free! Haha”
Wait. It's not free? Is just pocketing it and walking out no longer OK? Is there a Statute of limitations?
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:14 pm to deeprig9
So you went from flying private to your buddy forgetting his keys to the F150.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 1:31 pm to deeprig9
quote:
When people forget their keys
And come back 30 seconds later "I wouldn't get far without those nyuck nyuck nyuck!"
The "oh by the grace of god I found my keys" people are way worse
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:13 pm to SG_Geaux
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The "oh by the grace of god I found my keys" people are way worse
"It was in the LAST place I looked"
Because when you find something, you don't keep looking.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:34 pm to SG_Geaux
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The "oh by the grace of god I found my keys" people are way worse
I find mine by way of Apple AirTag. Works great.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:32 pm to deeprig9
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"It was in the LAST place I looked"
Because when you find something, you don't keep looking.
I sometimes do look in a few other places just to prove them wrong.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:52 pm to deeprig9
quote:I leave out the last part, but will continue to do this for evermore.
"I wouldn't get far without those nyuck nyuck nyuck!"
Posted on 4/14/25 at 4:43 pm to deeprig9
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"It was in the LAST place I looked"
This is a classic on the old man circuit. What else are we supposed to say when someone can't find something?
Nothing beats the classic, "it will be in the last place you look"
I usually say it from the couch while the looker is expecting me to get up and help look.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:08 pm to deeprig9
I can't afford to pay attention
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:12 pm to Cosmo
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:48 pm to holdmuh keystonelite
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I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:53 pm to deeprig9
Curly and I have the same bday, so i can my nyuck nyuck nyuck all i want.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 7:11 pm to deeprig9
They're always in the last place you look.
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 7:12 pm
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