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UK Ninja Sword Ban Starts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
Thank you for finally taking on the scourge of the highly trained Japanese immigrants that have violently invaded your island.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am to Jbird
The UK is comical at this point. And I don't have any sympathy for them.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am to Jbird
I have a Blade replica sword i am going to sell on the black market
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:56 am to jmarto1
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The Foot Clan does not take this lightly, Prime Minister.
You have made a powerful enemy this day.

Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:56 am to Jbird
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When I announce a ban, you’ll get a ban.
No shite Sherlock, you frickers can't wait to ban shite. Maybe think about banning the lowlife muzzies that use them.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:57 am to Jbird
How long before they start putting box cutters and scissors behind safety cages at B&Q? (the UK version of Home Depot)
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:58 am to Jbird
Ban drill rap instead. Hell you already regulate speech, maybe regulate something that actually causes problems.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:58 am to Bard
quote:You will be reduced to using sporks at home.
How long before they start putting box cutters and scissors behind safety cages at B&Q? (the UK version of Home Depot)

Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:00 am to Jbird
Starmer's xPost reads like a Babylon Bee post.
They are so, so lost.
The only upside is that the reasoning and actions look so ridiculous, it actually bolsters, in my opinion, arguments by pro2A people that banning objects, guns, is not the answer.
quote:
Knife crime is at epidemic levels and is ruining lives across Britain.
As Prime Minister, I'll crack down on sales of these lethal weapons once and for all.
They are so, so lost.
The only upside is that the reasoning and actions look so ridiculous, it actually bolsters, in my opinion, arguments by pro2A people that banning objects, guns, is not the answer.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:00 am to Jbird
UK doesn't have a knife, machete or sword problem, they have a criminal problem that they are neglecting for all of the wrong reasons.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:01 am to Jbird
If people want to kill each other, they'll do it. They'll start killing each other with ice cream scoopers if needed.
The problem isn't the weapon...
The problem isn't the weapon...
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:02 am to Jbird
Have they considered a Muslim penis ban?
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:09 am to Jbird
First of all, WTF is a "ninja sword"? Does he mean katana? Idiot dumbfrick doesn't even know anything about weapons - probably thinks an AR-15 is a "machinegun".
Second of all, this once again proves true the concern about a slippery slope on banning things - what's next... scissors? They've already banned harsh words.
I do have pity for the UK citizens... but I lost sympathy for them a long time ago. They continue allowing themselves to be ruled this way. Same thing could be said for France, Germany, and several other western European countries.
Second of all, this once again proves true the concern about a slippery slope on banning things - what's next... scissors? They've already banned harsh words.

I do have pity for the UK citizens... but I lost sympathy for them a long time ago. They continue allowing themselves to be ruled this way. Same thing could be said for France, Germany, and several other western European countries.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:13 am to Jbird
Highlander does not approve.
Have they just been burying all the reports of the sword fights?
Have they just been burying all the reports of the sword fights?
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:23 am to Jbird
Banning butter knives is next on their list
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:25 am to Paytonisablowhard
Soon plastic sporks only.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:26 am to Jbird
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:26 am to Jbird
About 10 years ago, I learned Brits had to register their butter knives. No shite. I would've assumed swords of any kind were already banned.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:27 am to Jbird
This is racist towards Japanese and lgbtq+ and indigenous peoples!
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