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UK Ninja Sword Ban Starts

Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am



Replying to @Keir_Starmer
Thank you for finally taking on the scourge of the highly trained Japanese immigrants that have violently invaded your island.
Posted by MBGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2013
1042 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am to
The UK is comical at this point. And I don't have any sympathy for them.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36194 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:54 am to
I have a Blade replica sword i am going to sell on the black market
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:56 am to

Aelfred The Great
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The Foot Clan does not take this lightly, Prime Minister.

You have made a powerful enemy this day.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4676 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:56 am to
quote:

When I announce a ban, you’ll get a ban.


No shite Sherlock, you frickers can't wait to ban shite. Maybe think about banning the lowlife muzzies that use them.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
55411 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:57 am to
How long before they start putting box cutters and scissors behind safety cages at B&Q? (the UK version of Home Depot)
Posted by rickyb223
In your walls
Member since Jan 2025
430 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:58 am to
Ban drill rap instead. Hell you already regulate speech, maybe regulate something that actually causes problems.
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
77452 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:58 am to
quote:

How long before they start putting box cutters and scissors behind safety cages at B&Q? (the UK version of Home Depot)

You will be reduced to using sporks at home.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
37362 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 10:58 am to
Ax clan finna eat

Posted by SallysHuman
With Sally
Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:00 am to
Starmer's xPost reads like a Babylon Bee post.

quote:

Knife crime is at epidemic levels and is ruining lives across Britain.

As Prime Minister, I'll crack down on sales of these lethal weapons once and for all.


They are so, so lost.

The only upside is that the reasoning and actions look so ridiculous, it actually bolsters, in my opinion, arguments by pro2A people that banning objects, guns, is not the answer.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
23001 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:00 am to
UK doesn't have a knife, machete or sword problem, they have a criminal problem that they are neglecting for all of the wrong reasons.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
40471 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:01 am to
If people want to kill each other, they'll do it. They'll start killing each other with ice cream scoopers if needed.

The problem isn't the weapon...
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39689 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:02 am to
Have they considered a Muslim penis ban?
Posted by mwrawls
Member since May 2022
83 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:09 am to
First of all, WTF is a "ninja sword"? Does he mean katana? Idiot dumbfrick doesn't even know anything about weapons - probably thinks an AR-15 is a "machinegun".

Second of all, this once again proves true the concern about a slippery slope on banning things - what's next... scissors? They've already banned harsh words.

I do have pity for the UK citizens... but I lost sympathy for them a long time ago. They continue allowing themselves to be ruled this way. Same thing could be said for France, Germany, and several other western European countries.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7827 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:13 am to
Highlander does not approve.


Have they just been burying all the reports of the sword fights?
Posted by Paytonisablowhard
Member since Feb 2024
1138 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:23 am to
Banning butter knives is next on their list
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
77452 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:25 am to
Soon plastic sporks only.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:26 am to
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
15559 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:26 am to
About 10 years ago, I learned Brits had to register their butter knives. No shite. I would've assumed swords of any kind were already banned.
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
Member since Jan 2014
3781 posts
Posted on 3/27/25 at 11:27 am to
This is racist towards Japanese and lgbtq+ and indigenous peoples!
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